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Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 11, 2005 5:40:57 am PST #3009 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

SHRIFT SMASH


DXMachina - Nov 11, 2005 5:42:23 am PST #3010 of 10006
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

t removes breakables...


Sophia Brooks - Nov 11, 2005 5:42:25 am PST #3011 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My office is having a Christmas party. Which is normal. But this is not your average christmas party. It is taking place over 2 days in a secret location. Everyone is bringing their families, and I have just me. The thought of spending an entire weekend with cow-orkers, even though I like them, makes me filled with anxiety, aas does the not knowing where the fuck I am going. And I have to do something with my cat, because I don't want to leave him alone for that long, as he might go craxy.

I have to decide in 1 hour and 20 minutes...


Tom Scola - Nov 11, 2005 5:43:14 am PST #3012 of 10006
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Quiz time!

How do you pronounce the names of these other fine NJ towns:

  • Moonachie
  • Wanaque
  • Holmdel
  • Old Tappan
  • Avon-by-the-Sea


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2005 5:43:36 am PST #3013 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If it were me, I wouldn't go.

You can use the cat as an excuse.


shrift - Nov 11, 2005 5:44:13 am PST #3014 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

<removes breakables...>

BUT I LIKE TO BREAK THINGS DX SMASH SMASH SMASH


msbelle - Nov 11, 2005 5:44:28 am PST #3015 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sophia, I wouldn't go.


Daisy Jane - Nov 11, 2005 5:46:13 am PST #3016 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I would go. Our org has an annual meeting, this year at a resort, and while at first I was dreading it because I'm very set in my ways, but now, I've just kinda let it go and have decided to bring some books, my knitting and the iPod that way I can be a recluse if I want to.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2005 5:46:46 am PST #3017 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wouldn't go either, Sophia, but my judgment in these things is suspect. I wouldn't even need a cat, or the other people's families, or it being two days.


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2005 5:47:54 am PST #3018 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

BUT I LIKE TO BREAK THINGS DX SMASH SMASH SMASH

::hands shrift some industrial-strength bubble-wrap::