I'm actually glad it wasn't Bailey. The Velma stereotype makes me roll my eyes.

I got my first birthday present today...A "bannana nut bread" candle and a card...with a pamphlet about how Jesus can make me happy and a red white and blue "God Bless America" cross.

It's the thought that counts, and it's sweet she thought of me...only I'm not really sure it was me she was thinking of.

This is true, Matt. I was wondering how it got ignored before.

You know what's horribly wrong? iTunes does not have Skee-Lo's "I Wish."

That's totally wrong!

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good,
I would call her.

GOOD MORNING NATTER!!

Aimee, how are you?

It's the thought that counts, and it's sweet she thought of me...only I'm not really sure it was me she was thinking of.

Har.

Re: GA spoiler thing, it did say something like "a character we've seen before," so now I'm going nurse or some other random minor character. As long as they don't promo it like the "ONE OF THEIR OWN" death on 90210, I'm fine with that.

Jesse, did your graph turn out OK? Was it in a pretty color?

Aimée, welcome back.

Good morning Jesse!

I can only print in black and white, but it's full of nice straight lines, and really, what more could I ask for?

Welcome back, Aimee!

Good Morning Natter!

Interesting discovery of the morning, whitefonted for Jilli and others, Ozzie and Perkins the cats are afraid of big ucky spiders that are stalking around near their food bowls.

Excuse me while I go hide in bed for a while.

Matt, your selflessness is admirable, depending on how cute or corruptible those scions are. I say go in health.

Your cats are wusses, Perkins.

Of course, one of mine is so lazy, he can't be arsed to care about such things. If he ever managed to kill anything, it would be by rolling over on it.

Guess who forgot her lunch today? Guess!