I have a headache, and I'm arguing with my boss about combining SQL inner and outer joins in a single stored procedure with three tables. Can I go home?
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 10:54:39 am PST #1339 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 10:57:31 am PST #1340 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Can I go home?
Yes. But only if I don't have to go to work today. (I really should already be there)
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 10:59:09 am PST #1341 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I just chased my other boss's dog down and took a piece of gum from her. Somehow, taking gum from puppies seems more fun than arguing about SQL.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 04, 2005 10:59:13 am PST #1342 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Thanks Steph-- That is very helpful.
Emily - Nov 04, 2005 10:59:49 am PST #1343 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Perhaps a litte (PG-ish) non-worksafe, but only if you're especialy paranoid.
Er. Well, it's not porn, but there is a picture I don't really want my coworkers to see.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 11:00:15 am PST #1344 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes. But only if I don't have to go to work today. (I really should already be there)
But then theatre-going folk will be deprived of a well-lit show! Won't someone think of the children?!?
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 11:07:29 am PST #1345 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
sigh
Okay then.
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2005 11:10:18 am PST #1346 of 10006
brillig
I want to build a rail gun. Will you help me?
One of those phrases that brings unholy chaotic glee into my life.
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2005 11:13:38 am PST #1347 of 10006
brillig
Bear Injures Camper at Rock Canyon Park
Yowza! That park is maybe eight miles from where I'm sitting right now! Granted, that's eight miles east and up into a mountain canyon, but still.
Every now and then I'm reminded I live in The West.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2005 11:13:52 am PST #1348 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I know I am a terrible employee, but! My boss just told me he's not going to have time to go over the stupid task he told me earlier needed to be done today! So I am done working. Why he was so desperate for me to come in today is beyond me.