Yes. But only if I don't have to go to work today. (I really should already be there)
But then theatre-going folk will be deprived of a well-lit show! Won't someone think of the children?!?
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 11:00:15 am PST #1344 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
aurelia - Nov 04, 2005 11:07:29 am PST #1345 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
sigh
Okay then.
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2005 11:10:18 am PST #1346 of 10006
brillig
I want to build a rail gun. Will you help me?
One of those phrases that brings unholy chaotic glee into my life.
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2005 11:13:38 am PST #1347 of 10006
brillig
Bear Injures Camper at Rock Canyon Park
Yowza! That park is maybe eight miles from where I'm sitting right now! Granted, that's eight miles east and up into a mountain canyon, but still.
Every now and then I'm reminded I live in The West.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2005 11:13:52 am PST #1348 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I know I am a terrible employee, but! My boss just told me he's not going to have time to go over the stupid task he told me earlier needed to be done today! So I am done working. Why he was so desperate for me to come in today is beyond me.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 11:17:16 am PST #1349 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, what about a laser gun? Or is that too close to home?
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 11:18:26 am PST #1350 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ah. I have converted my boss to my point of view re: the SQL thing, thanks to the use of a visual aid (white-board).
Occasionally I am slightly disturbed at how naturally database stuff comes to me, as it makes me feel not close to the earth.
amych - Nov 04, 2005 11:19:37 am PST #1351 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
otoh, you're apparently very close to the tables.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 11:21:03 am PST #1352 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Be careful with the tables -- sharp edges in case you faint.
I've decided to write a Christmas letter this year. Not sure why. LJ distro only, most probably, because I'm larking. However, I've never actually read one. What goes into one?
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 11:21:58 am PST #1353 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
otoh, you're apparently very close to the tables.
My 'heh' outweighs my <groan>.