I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Dec 12, 2005 9:17:16 am PST #9341 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Another exotic animal in Ohio. billytea, I'm guessing a Serval--but only because a good friend of mine who lives in that area lost hers three years back. Her ex-husband was a vet who ended up with a lot of exotic rescues and she had named her serval Chervil. He got out of the house and hasn't been back since.

Deena, I'm glad the uper GI went ok and is over.

vw, I'm sure you did well. Hopefully you can relax now that it's over and not worry about the results. (It could happen.)

MG, I can never figure out how parents keep Christmas presents a secret. My own parents were awesome at it, but I just suck at secrets. I'm going to have to work on that.

WindSparrow, glad the laundry crisis was solved.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2005 9:25:08 am PST #9342 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

MG, I can never figure out how parents keep Christmas presents a secret.

Keep all your kid's presents locked in the car trunk.


Laura - Dec 12, 2005 9:28:36 am PST #9343 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

This year is so much easier. I'm having everything delivered to the office and keeping stuff here. All I have to do is remember not to bring the boys to the office with me.

In years past I kept everything at a neighbor's house.


askye - Dec 12, 2005 9:28:59 am PST #9344 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

I can never figure out how parents keep Christmas presents a secret.

Mom either locked them in the trunk or she stored them at a friend's house. It worked better when she stored them at a friend's as we got older, she started getting really impatient and would start giving them to us early.


Cashmere - Dec 12, 2005 9:29:13 am PST #9345 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Keep all your kid's presents locked in the car trunk

I think I could keep the physical secret of the gifts but man, the mental challenge of showing no emotion or revealing any tells would kill me.


vw bug - Dec 12, 2005 9:31:19 am PST #9346 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

vw, I'm sure you did well. Hopefully you can relax now that it's over and not worry about the results. (It could happen.)

hee!


Sparky1 - Dec 12, 2005 9:33:24 am PST #9347 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Favorite Christmas gift memory that the parents kept secret: The year I was about 5, they bought a jungle gym for the back yard. Since it December in NY, with snow on the ground, they set it up in the living room. I suspect they must have put something into our cocoa, because my sisters and I slept through the furniture moving and the cussing at each other to put the thing together.


Ginger - Dec 12, 2005 9:42:22 am PST #9348 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was one of those children who believed that Santa made a lot of noise and used bad words. My father always waited until the last minute to put stuff together. I understand that the year I got my first bicycle, my parents had staggered off to bed only an hour or so before we got up. We were, however, strictly enjoined not to go into the living room before 7 a.m., no matter what we heard.

I don't remember ever trying to find Christmas presents. It could be I was too traumatized by the oft-told tale of my mother's brother, who was using a match for light as he went looking for Christmas parents and burned up the contents of a closet.


Aims - Dec 12, 2005 9:45:30 am PST #9349 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I tried and did find my gifts one year. My mother was so angry, she gave them all to me that day and on Christmas morning, I got nothing.


Nicole - Dec 12, 2005 9:52:16 am PST #9350 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!

I was the kid that peeked at everything under the tree with my name on it. Mad un-taping and re-taping skillz, let me tell ya. One year I was almost forced to peek at all the gifts because there weren't any with my name on the tag. Fortunately I figured out mom's Top Secret Code of writing a tiny N on the corner of the tag.

Oh, MG, just in case K-Bug calls you... feel free to tell her that you only confided in me about the Rizzo story. I didn't mention to her how I knew about it but I also couldn't resist text msging her with HEY RIZZO! sorry!