You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Dec 12, 2005 9:52:16 am PST #9350 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!

I was the kid that peeked at everything under the tree with my name on it. Mad un-taping and re-taping skillz, let me tell ya. One year I was almost forced to peek at all the gifts because there weren't any with my name on the tag. Fortunately I figured out mom's Top Secret Code of writing a tiny N on the corner of the tag.

Oh, MG, just in case K-Bug calls you... feel free to tell her that you only confided in me about the Rizzo story. I didn't mention to her how I knew about it but I also couldn't resist text msging her with HEY RIZZO! sorry!


Trudy Booth - Dec 12, 2005 9:56:05 am PST #9351 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

RC's torch song in the bar is one of my favorites.

sighhhhh

So sad she won't be singing at the wedding when I marry George.

My mother was so angry, she gave them all to me that day and on Christmas morning, I got nothing.

Man, you need to keep a list of these things to read aloud should you ever need to stick her in a home.

We lived in tiny apartments and knew exactly where the presents were (under a blanket in the coat closet), but none of us looke because we didn't want to ruin the surprise.


ChiKat - Dec 12, 2005 9:59:09 am PST #9352 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Keep all your kid's presents locked in the car trunk.

My parents used to do this! Well, that was one of their hiding spots. Since there are 5 kids in my family, all our presents wouldn't fit in the trunk. I suspect my dad kept the big things at his office.


beth b - Dec 12, 2005 10:02:24 am PST #9353 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We actually looked once. Never did it again - because the surpise was so much of the fun. Which is what makes it easy to keep a secret now...


ChiKat - Dec 12, 2005 10:02:40 am PST #9354 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

none of us looke because we didn't want to ruin the surprise

When we found hiding places, my mom always said, "If you look, you'll spoil no one's Christmas but your own." That seemed to do the trick.

Of course, when we got older, my parents shared a story from their first Christmas after they married. They were at my dad's parents' house and the whole family went to Christmas Eve services at church. My mom and dad feigned tiredness after travelling and stayed home. They, then, unwrapped all their presents together and carefully re-wrapped them before my grandparents came home.

Not only did they peak, they lied to skip church in order to peak. My siblings and I have given them unending shit over that.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2005 10:09:23 am PST #9355 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

MG, I can never figure out how parents keep Christmas presents a secret.

Keep all your kid's presents locked in the car trunk.

Or keep all your kids locked in the car trunk.


Laura - Dec 12, 2005 10:11:39 am PST #9356 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

I love being surprised now and make no attempt to know stuff in advance. When we were kids my mother kept everything behind her bed. She never thought we would look. Yes, she was really that naive. Needless to say, we looked at everything.

The one thing they did that was neat was they put up the tree and decorated after we went to church Christmas Eve when we were very young. It was quite magical in the morning. I don't remember when they stopped doing that.


Sparky1 - Dec 12, 2005 10:16:17 am PST #9357 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

My parents kept the presents in the attic and I remember being tempted to look, but don't remember ever doing so. There is a story about the year that my oldest sister went downstairs and opened all the presents before anyone got up. It competes with the story about how my middle sister hunted all the Easter eggs one year before anyone woke up.

I, apparently, was a perfect child and never tried to cheat my sisters out of the presents/candy associated with any particular holiday like they did to me. ::uncrosses fingers, now that I'm done telling lies::


Fred Pete - Dec 12, 2005 10:18:57 am PST #9358 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

We were told that any Christmas presents found would be sent back, and we wouldn't get them Christmas morning. Proved pretty effective for a few years.


Atropa - Dec 12, 2005 10:32:34 am PST #9359 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

skip, skim, panic, flail

skids to a stop, distracted by pretty boots. Oooh, pink! I wonder if I could walk in those heels ...

remembers reason for flailing

Help! I need help re-formatting my resume. I just tried, and nearly gave myself a nervous breakdown. I need to send it off ASAP, and Word is thwarting me. Are any of you good at this sort of thing, and would be able to help me super-quick?