I'm really happy with it.
Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 7:57:57 am PST #8768 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Nora Deirdre - Dec 09, 2005 8:12:01 am PST #8769 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
my pupils are dilated. stoooopid pupils.
flea - Dec 09, 2005 8:13:43 am PST #8770 of 10003
information libertarian
I strongly urge women to get a pelvic by 18 even if they're not sexually active, because my best friend went in for her first at that age and had an ovarian cyst the size of a grapefruit. She ended up losing an ovary. Stuff can happen in the goolie even if no actual stuff has yet happened in the goolie.
Also, virgins and/or people who always find it painful should ask for the pediatric speculum. It makes it a little harder to do a pap, but it's a good test of whether your doctor is considerate - if you ask for pediatric and they refuse, say, "well, I'll find someone else then." Signed, was seen by the world's best midwives at the University health clinic, and has high standards for gyno care.
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 8:16:04 am PST #8771 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
MY health insurance finally kicked in; I have to schedule a gyno, but I'm going schedule it for after the holidays, but before I go back to school. I have to go to the dentist, too.
All of my gynos have been women, including the scary first one at the university health clinic, where she was about 70 years old and had long, scary red nails.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 8:16:08 am PST #8772 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
my pupils are dilated. stoooopid pupils.
Did an eye Dr. just put drops in them?
I couldn't read for several hours the last time I had both my pupils dilated.
erikaj - Dec 09, 2005 8:16:33 am PST #8773 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
I was fourteen(Menstrual wackiness) and completely unprepared for anything to make that journey just yet. It was a bad experience. but the Period from Hell had me whacked out too, so...
Aims - Dec 09, 2005 8:18:32 am PST #8774 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Why do they have to call it a pediatric speculum? Why can't they come in sizes like "Wee-wee", "Hoo-hah", "Goolie", and "Has had 6 15 pound babies"?
Nora Deirdre - Dec 09, 2005 8:19:58 am PST #8775 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Did an eye Dr. just put drops in them?
he certainly did. And how!
brenda m - Dec 09, 2005 8:20:47 am PST #8776 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's been to long since I went to a gyno, I need to get on that soon.
ION, the Conference of the Doomed is underway. It remains to be seen how many people actually made it in. One of those who didn't - our CEO. Stuck in the airport in Hartford all night. Also, apparently his mother-in-law died last night. I'm going to have to start keeping a chart of the casualties this weekend, for sure.
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 8:22:05 am PST #8777 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Now I wonder if I am Hoo-hah or Goolie sized.
How does one tell?