my pupils are dilated. stoooopid pupils.
Did an eye Dr. just put drops in them?
I couldn't read for several hours the last time I had both my pupils dilated.
Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?
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tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 8:16:08 am PST #8772 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
erikaj - Dec 09, 2005 8:16:33 am PST #8773 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
I was fourteen(Menstrual wackiness) and completely unprepared for anything to make that journey just yet. It was a bad experience. but the Period from Hell had me whacked out too, so...
Aims - Dec 09, 2005 8:18:32 am PST #8774 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Why do they have to call it a pediatric speculum? Why can't they come in sizes like "Wee-wee", "Hoo-hah", "Goolie", and "Has had 6 15 pound babies"?
Nora Deirdre - Dec 09, 2005 8:19:58 am PST #8775 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Did an eye Dr. just put drops in them?
he certainly did. And how!
brenda m - Dec 09, 2005 8:20:47 am PST #8776 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's been to long since I went to a gyno, I need to get on that soon.
ION, the Conference of the Doomed is underway. It remains to be seen how many people actually made it in. One of those who didn't - our CEO. Stuck in the airport in Hartford all night. Also, apparently his mother-in-law died last night. I'm going to have to start keeping a chart of the casualties this weekend, for sure.
Strix - Dec 09, 2005 8:22:05 am PST #8777 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Now I wonder if I am Hoo-hah or Goolie sized.
How does one tell?
Calli - Dec 09, 2005 8:24:46 am PST #8778 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
All three of my gynos have been women. Two of them, including my current doctor, were terrific. The one I went to at Planned Parenthood so I could get my BC pills was awful. I went home and cried after dealing with her. Unfortunately, I didn't know that I had a right to call up PP and say her treatment of me was unacceptable. If, today, someone had (potential squick font) kept me waiting for two hours in a cold room, wearing nothing but a piece of paper that didn't even go around me, snarled at me when I said "owch" during the pap smear, told me not to whine since there weren't any nerves up there anyway, and then sent me on my way with a prescription and no info on how I'd get my pap smear test results or even what they were for? Head. On. A. Platter.
Aims - Dec 09, 2005 8:26:00 am PST #8779 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
How does one tell?
Same way with pants. You try on the pair you know are going to be too big so that when you fit in the smaller size, you feel better.
Amy - Dec 09, 2005 8:26:20 am PST #8780 of 10003
Because books.
Why do they have to call it a pediatric speculum? Why can't they come in sizes like "Wee-wee", "Hoo-hah", "Goolie", and "Has had 6 15 pound babies"?
Bwah! I had a pediatric speculum during my first exam. I didn't even know there was such a beast, but the doctor seemed to think it would be a good idea. I was...sixteen, I think. And they all still feel too big to me, three kids later.
Laura - Dec 09, 2005 8:26:36 am PST #8781 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
It's been to long since I went to a gyno, I need to get on that soon.
I just went last week after a very long time. She was a new doctor to me and just wonderful. I complained about never getting used to this unpleasant business and she agreed that you never do. Some smart woman needs to figure out a better way.