Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:55:28 am PST #8553 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow. 9 inches - how excellent!

NATLBSB


juliana - Dec 08, 2005 8:56:16 am PST #8554 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I was Christmas shopping for my sister, and found this [link] I think I need it.

Oh my. I think you do, and I think I need one, too.


Nicole - Dec 08, 2005 8:56:37 am PST #8555 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!

Wow. 9 inches - how excellent!

You can't believe everything you hear or read. It's usually a couple of inches shorter than what they tell you.

Oh. Nevermind. Totally different topic. Carry on.


Fred Pete - Dec 08, 2005 8:57:31 am PST #8556 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Either no snow or enough to shut down everything.

If I have to put up with snow, I at least want some benefit out of it.


Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2005 8:57:52 am PST #8557 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

It's usually a couple of inches shorter than what they tell you.

As a friend of mine used to say, "Where are you measuring from, your asshole?"


Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 9:05:11 am PST #8558 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On the phone with my gyno's office now, trying to sort out this BC prescription thing. I've been on hold for TEN MINUTES. Is it time to hang up and call back?


Strix - Dec 08, 2005 9:07:59 am PST #8559 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HA! Never heard that one.

I have strong coffee, computer hook-up (finally), two highly amusing cats, cigarettes, and live less than a block away from 5 restaurants, a coffee shop and a movie theatre.

Today, I am rich.


SuziQ - Dec 08, 2005 9:12:14 am PST #8560 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The hospital has misplaced my mother and I'm trying not to freak out.


brenda m - Dec 08, 2005 9:13:41 am PST #8561 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The hell?


Cashmere - Dec 08, 2005 9:13:44 am PST #8562 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

The hospital has misplaced my mother and I'm trying not to freak out.

How do they misplace a PERSON?