It's usually a couple of inches shorter than what they tell you.
As a friend of mine used to say, "Where are you measuring from, your asshole?"
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2005 8:57:52 am PST #8557 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 9:05:11 am PST #8558 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
On the phone with my gyno's office now, trying to sort out this BC prescription thing. I've been on hold for TEN MINUTES. Is it time to hang up and call back?
Strix - Dec 08, 2005 9:07:59 am PST #8559 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
HA! Never heard that one.
I have strong coffee, computer hook-up (finally), two highly amusing cats, cigarettes, and live less than a block away from 5 restaurants, a coffee shop and a movie theatre.
Today, I am rich.
SuziQ - Dec 08, 2005 9:12:14 am PST #8560 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The hospital has misplaced my mother and I'm trying not to freak out.
brenda m - Dec 08, 2005 9:13:41 am PST #8561 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The hell?
Cashmere - Dec 08, 2005 9:13:44 am PST #8562 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
The hospital has misplaced my mother and I'm trying not to freak out.
How do they misplace a PERSON?
Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2005 9:16:21 am PST #8563 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
Maidengirl, you have my permission to freak out all over their incompetent asses until they find your mother.
Strix - Dec 08, 2005 9:17:58 am PST #8564 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Look in the closet.
A hospital once left my elderly grandmother on a bedpan for 3 hours. Not the same as LOSING HER, but still.
beth b - Dec 08, 2005 9:20:39 am PST #8565 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Let's keep the job ma~~ going. this is fixable, but only if DH gets some cooperation
Nora Deirdre - Dec 08, 2005 9:20:41 am PST #8566 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
blargh, I ate too much lunch and I'm full and it's sunny and I'm sleepy and I still have so much work to do on my paper!