I'm recordgeeky enough to be assigning these imaginary bands to their respective labels.
Nutpunch - Amphetamine Reptile (aggro loud guitar bands) or Wax Trax (industrial).
The Woobies - Sarah Records (twee indie pop).
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 1:59:51 pm PDT #762 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:00:45 pm PDT #763 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cocksicle would be a great band name.
You could harvest several dozen band names just from COMM.
dw - Oct 26, 2005 2:01:46 pm PDT #764 of 10003
Silence means security silence means approval
All I can think of is body-related stuff....
Hamate Sandwich
Tommy John Surgery Society
Torn Meniscus
Meconium
Consult Your Doctor
erikaj - Oct 26, 2005 2:03:21 pm PDT #765 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
Don't worry, Hec. I picture outfits and stuff.
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:04:09 pm PDT #766 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Spinning Jenny
Postage Required
Sediment
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:07:35 pm PDT #767 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
COMM band names:
erika: Of course it could be worse, I could be Elizabeth Wurtzel, riding my depression and my tits to publishing stardom.
Depression and Tits
Billytea: One of her boobs got promoted? Dang, that could cause unrest. Her entire torso could fall under the heavy hand of a junta.
lori: Only if the hand is dressed in pink gingham.
Pink Gingham Junta
billytea: Takes one last look around. Saddles giant frog, hops off into sunset.
Giant Saddle Frogs
ALLYSON: It's wonderful to be loved. And I never cried about breaking the yellow crayon, though. I just pocketed it and melted it back together on the radiator. Willow was a wimp.
Wimpy Willow
Gar/Typo Boy: I kind of get the Kissinger lust. I mean given the Spike lust, and Angelus lust, apparently there is a real attraction to brutal, witty killers.
Trudy: Kissinger's cheek bones are seriously lacking though...
Gar/Typo Boy: Yeah, but maybe his having a much higher kill count than Spike's makes up for it.
Shameful Kissinger Lust
Steph, in Natter: Advocating my death is the new black
Death Is The New Black
Alibelle: Ok. Question: Vampires eat people. People eat meat. If a person has sex with a bull, for example, it would be bestiality. Does the same rule apply to human sex for a vampire?
Burrell: I'm getting a little worried about you, Alibelle. I don't think the fact that we eat meat is reason why sex with a bull is considered bestiality. It's considered bestiality because it's a bull. As in beast, not human. I't not like it's considered normal for a vegetarian to have sex with a bull, is it?
Allyson: There's nothing sexy about fucking steak.
Burrell: I bet there's a kink out there for it. I'll just go check my handy dandy fetish map.
Handy Dandy Fetish Map
MM: I just got spam. It was entirely in Italian. I'm now concerned that I'm on a Sicilian Mafia mail-list and I'm starting to think I'd better not hit "unsubscribe".
Spam Italiano
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:08:26 pm PDT #768 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Spinning Jenny
Already exists. The Spinning Jennies, actually.
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:12:55 pm PDT #769 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Monkey's Uncle
Pop Rocks and Pepsi
Maria - Oct 26, 2005 2:15:15 pm PDT #770 of 10003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Dollars to Donuts
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:16:13 pm PDT #771 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Mmmmm....donuts....
(Note: not a suggested band name; just my stomach channeling Homer Simpson.)