All I can think of is body-related stuff....
Hamate Sandwich
Tommy John Surgery Society
Torn Meniscus
Meconium
Consult Your Doctor
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
All I can think of is body-related stuff....
Hamate Sandwich
Tommy John Surgery Society
Torn Meniscus
Meconium
Consult Your Doctor
Don't worry, Hec. I picture outfits and stuff.
Spinning Jenny
Postage Required
Sediment
COMM band names:
erika: Of course it could be worse, I could be Elizabeth Wurtzel, riding my depression and my tits to publishing stardom.
Depression and Tits
Billytea: One of her boobs got promoted? Dang, that could cause unrest. Her entire torso could fall under the heavy hand of a junta.
lori: Only if the hand is dressed in pink gingham.
Pink Gingham Junta
billytea: Takes one last look around. Saddles giant frog, hops off into sunset.
Giant Saddle Frogs
ALLYSON: It's wonderful to be loved. And I never cried about breaking the yellow crayon, though. I just pocketed it and melted it back together on the radiator. Willow was a wimp.
Wimpy Willow
Gar/Typo Boy: I kind of get the Kissinger lust. I mean given the Spike lust, and Angelus lust, apparently there is a real attraction to brutal, witty killers.
Trudy: Kissinger's cheek bones are seriously lacking though...
Gar/Typo Boy: Yeah, but maybe his having a much higher kill count than Spike's makes up for it.
Shameful Kissinger Lust
Steph, in Natter: Advocating my death is the new black
Death Is The New Black
Alibelle: Ok. Question: Vampires eat people. People eat meat. If a person has sex with a bull, for example, it would be bestiality. Does the same rule apply to human sex for a vampire?
Burrell: I'm getting a little worried about you, Alibelle. I don't think the fact that we eat meat is reason why sex with a bull is considered bestiality. It's considered bestiality because it's a bull. As in beast, not human. I't not like it's considered normal for a vegetarian to have sex with a bull, is it?
Allyson: There's nothing sexy about fucking steak.
Burrell: I bet there's a kink out there for it. I'll just go check my handy dandy fetish map.
Handy Dandy Fetish Map
MM: I just got spam. It was entirely in Italian. I'm now concerned that I'm on a Sicilian Mafia mail-list and I'm starting to think I'd better not hit "unsubscribe".
Spam Italiano
Spinning Jenny
Already exists. The Spinning Jennies, actually.
Monkey's Uncle
Pop Rocks and Pepsi
Dollars to Donuts
Mmmmm....donuts....
(Note: not a suggested band name; just my stomach channeling Homer Simpson.)
A Perfectly Cromulent Band
Whew. I had no idea this would take off so well.
What was that maneuver Wash did? The Crazy Ivan?