Spinning Jenny
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You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:04:09 pm PDT #766 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:07:35 pm PDT #767 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
COMM band names:
erika: Of course it could be worse, I could be Elizabeth Wurtzel, riding my depression and my tits to publishing stardom.
Depression and Tits
Billytea: One of her boobs got promoted? Dang, that could cause unrest. Her entire torso could fall under the heavy hand of a junta.
lori: Only if the hand is dressed in pink gingham.
Pink Gingham Junta
billytea: Takes one last look around. Saddles giant frog, hops off into sunset.
Giant Saddle Frogs
ALLYSON: It's wonderful to be loved. And I never cried about breaking the yellow crayon, though. I just pocketed it and melted it back together on the radiator. Willow was a wimp.
Wimpy Willow
Gar/Typo Boy: I kind of get the Kissinger lust. I mean given the Spike lust, and Angelus lust, apparently there is a real attraction to brutal, witty killers.
Trudy: Kissinger's cheek bones are seriously lacking though...
Gar/Typo Boy: Yeah, but maybe his having a much higher kill count than Spike's makes up for it.
Shameful Kissinger Lust
Steph, in Natter: Advocating my death is the new black
Death Is The New Black
Alibelle: Ok. Question: Vampires eat people. People eat meat. If a person has sex with a bull, for example, it would be bestiality. Does the same rule apply to human sex for a vampire?
Burrell: I'm getting a little worried about you, Alibelle. I don't think the fact that we eat meat is reason why sex with a bull is considered bestiality. It's considered bestiality because it's a bull. As in beast, not human. I't not like it's considered normal for a vegetarian to have sex with a bull, is it?
Allyson: There's nothing sexy about fucking steak.
Burrell: I bet there's a kink out there for it. I'll just go check my handy dandy fetish map.
Handy Dandy Fetish Map
MM: I just got spam. It was entirely in Italian. I'm now concerned that I'm on a Sicilian Mafia mail-list and I'm starting to think I'd better not hit "unsubscribe".
Spam Italiano
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:08:26 pm PDT #768 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Spinning Jenny
Already exists. The Spinning Jennies, actually.
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:12:55 pm PDT #769 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Monkey's Uncle
Pop Rocks and Pepsi
Maria - Oct 26, 2005 2:15:15 pm PDT #770 of 10003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Dollars to Donuts
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:16:13 pm PDT #771 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Mmmmm....donuts....
(Note: not a suggested band name; just my stomach channeling Homer Simpson.)
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 2:21:19 pm PDT #772 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
A Perfectly Cromulent Band
Deena - Oct 26, 2005 2:32:08 pm PDT #773 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Whew. I had no idea this would take off so well.
What was that maneuver Wash did? The Crazy Ivan?
Atropa - Oct 26, 2005 2:34:36 pm PDT #774 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Future Pets
JohnSweden - Oct 26, 2005 2:39:50 pm PDT #775 of 10003
I can't even.
What was that maneuver Wash did? The Crazy Ivan?
Yes, and the one in the movie is a Barn Swallow.
Hands of Blue.
Noble As a Grape.
Show Them The Bad.
Dong Ma