Spinning Jenny
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Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:04:09 pm PDT #766 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:07:35 pm PDT #767 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
COMM band names:
erika: Of course it could be worse, I could be Elizabeth Wurtzel, riding my depression and my tits to publishing stardom.
Depression and Tits
Billytea: One of her boobs got promoted? Dang, that could cause unrest. Her entire torso could fall under the heavy hand of a junta.
lori: Only if the hand is dressed in pink gingham.
Pink Gingham Junta
billytea: Takes one last look around. Saddles giant frog, hops off into sunset.
Giant Saddle Frogs
ALLYSON: It's wonderful to be loved. And I never cried about breaking the yellow crayon, though. I just pocketed it and melted it back together on the radiator. Willow was a wimp.
Wimpy Willow
Gar/Typo Boy: I kind of get the Kissinger lust. I mean given the Spike lust, and Angelus lust, apparently there is a real attraction to brutal, witty killers.
Trudy: Kissinger's cheek bones are seriously lacking though...
Gar/Typo Boy: Yeah, but maybe his having a much higher kill count than Spike's makes up for it.
Shameful Kissinger Lust
Steph, in Natter: Advocating my death is the new black
Death Is The New Black
Alibelle: Ok. Question: Vampires eat people. People eat meat. If a person has sex with a bull, for example, it would be bestiality. Does the same rule apply to human sex for a vampire?
Burrell: I'm getting a little worried about you, Alibelle. I don't think the fact that we eat meat is reason why sex with a bull is considered bestiality. It's considered bestiality because it's a bull. As in beast, not human. I't not like it's considered normal for a vegetarian to have sex with a bull, is it?
Allyson: There's nothing sexy about fucking steak.
Burrell: I bet there's a kink out there for it. I'll just go check my handy dandy fetish map.
Handy Dandy Fetish Map
MM: I just got spam. It was entirely in Italian. I'm now concerned that I'm on a Sicilian Mafia mail-list and I'm starting to think I'd better not hit "unsubscribe".
Spam Italiano
DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 2:08:26 pm PDT #768 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Spinning Jenny
Already exists. The Spinning Jennies, actually.
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:12:55 pm PDT #769 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Monkey's Uncle
Pop Rocks and Pepsi
Maria - Oct 26, 2005 2:15:15 pm PDT #770 of 10003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Dollars to Donuts
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2005 2:16:13 pm PDT #771 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Mmmmm....donuts....
(Note: not a suggested band name; just my stomach channeling Homer Simpson.)
Aims - Oct 26, 2005 2:21:19 pm PDT #772 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
A Perfectly Cromulent Band
Deena - Oct 26, 2005 2:32:08 pm PDT #773 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Whew. I had no idea this would take off so well.
What was that maneuver Wash did? The Crazy Ivan?
Atropa - Oct 26, 2005 2:34:36 pm PDT #774 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Future Pets
JohnSweden - Oct 26, 2005 2:39:50 pm PDT #775 of 10003
I can't even.
What was that maneuver Wash did? The Crazy Ivan?
Yes, and the one in the movie is a Barn Swallow.
Hands of Blue.
Noble As a Grape.
Show Them The Bad.
Dong Ma