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Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
From the Mineapolis craigslist, barter section:
I own a frozen custard restaurant in south Minneapolis that serves the best frozen custard in town! I have a small parking lot at the restaurant that needs to be plowed. Interested? I can pay you with a few gallons of custard!
I hope I can find someone to go with me....
You rang?
Actually, you did, while you were here, and my stupid phone didn't tell me for 14 hours. So I totally owe you an evening Event.
Gershwin Girl has a question for the peanut gallery.
For the last several days her breasts are really sore, and the only time they're generally sore is right before her period, but that's usually much shorter time and she is not on the period now. She's not taking any hormones/birth control, and hasn't been for quite a while. AND her chest size has definitely increased, and she has gained no weight.
Oh, and she's not pregnant.
Is she going through puberty again? At 24?
I AM SO ANGRY.
Fucko ebay seller did NOT ship my castle cake tin on Monday like I WAS NOTIFIED IT WOULD BE.
I've left a very snotty message.
Is she going through puberty again? At 24?
If it's sudden and/or dramatic enough to be a concern, she should see her doc to rule out any possible medical cause for a jump in hormone levels (which is exactly what the symptoms sound like).
On the other hand, both her hormones and her body type may just be shifting more toward their adult levels post-adolescence. I know that both my cup size and my cramps are more than they were when I was in college, and while I don't remember that shift happening all at once, mid-twenties sounds about right for it.
JZ, I sent you an email. Did you get it?
Yes, I did, and clearly I can take the mantle of I SUCK away from you because I didn't answer. But, yes, whatever works best for you and your battle with the plague is indeed best, except probably not till after the holidays because I am crazy-brained until then.
Be sure to redirect Teppy over to me the next time she starts in about how you suck, 'k?
ION, yay! I'm finally about to leave work, and I get to go visit a friend and huff up some of that good sweet top-of-a-little-baby's-head crack. Though there may also be neck nuzzling and toe eating involved. I feel it's important to keep my infant-consumption options open.
I wonder if baby head smells like that because their skull isn't knitted together yet... Braaiiins.
After the holidays are good, JZ. Maybe I will be healthy by then.
Be sure to redirect Teppy over to me the next time she starts in about how you suck, 'k?
Woot!
Teppy, EAT IT.