Is she going through puberty again? At 24?

If it's sudden and/or dramatic enough to be a concern, she should see her doc to rule out any possible medical cause for a jump in hormone levels (which is exactly what the symptoms sound like).

On the other hand, both her hormones and her body type may just be shifting more toward their adult levels post-adolescence. I know that both my cup size and my cramps are more than they were when I was in college, and while I don't remember that shift happening all at once, mid-twenties sounds about right for it.

JZ, I sent you an email. Did you get it?

Yes, I did, and clearly I can take the mantle of I SUCK away from you because I didn't answer. But, yes, whatever works best for you and your battle with the plague is indeed best, except probably not till after the holidays because I am crazy-brained until then.

Be sure to redirect Teppy over to me the next time she starts in about how you suck, 'k?

ION, yay! I'm finally about to leave work, and I get to go visit a friend and huff up some of that good sweet top-of-a-little-baby's-head crack. Though there may also be neck nuzzling and toe eating involved. I feel it's important to keep my infant-consumption options open.

I wonder if baby head smells like that because their skull isn't knitted together yet... Braaiiins.

After the holidays are good, JZ. Maybe I will be healthy by then.

Be sure to redirect Teppy over to me the next time she starts in about how you suck, 'k?

Woot!

Teppy, EAT IT.

Oh, as usual, dear: [link]

This is the PREMIUM BUNDLE BOX only. It would include bonus accessories, if it were the actual PREMIUM XBOX 360! DOES NOT Come with 20GB Hard Drive, Console, HD Cables, Wireless Controller, Headset! In other words for those of you who do not understand, YES YOU ARE GETTING AN EMPTY BOX SO DO NOT ASK!

Well, it seems that JZ *does,* in fact, suck.

But not as much as Perkins.

Sorry I didn't say hi back to everyone earlier! These pills, while doing nothing so far for the pain, did a decent job of knocking me out.

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas, I would like a new back. Oh, and a pony. Ponies rule.

XOXO, Lilty

Andi bought a 16 ounce bottle of Walnut Oil this week.

I never knew they needed oiling.

Oof. Emmett had a meltdown at his Mom's house about his baseball tryouts tomorrow.

He's announced his intention to quit baseball entirely, rather than deal with the pressure of the tryout.

Great.

Sometimes he gets stuck. But his Mom and I are going to disabuse him of the notion that quitting and digging in his heels are optimal life strategies.

Our enlightened approach to this is going to be to bribe him. Or rather, get him to focus on the after reward and getting through the difficult thing he doesn't want to face.