You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Dec 02, 2005 5:02:17 pm PST #7615 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I hope I can find someone to go with me....

You rang?

Actually, you did, while you were here, and my stupid phone didn't tell me for 14 hours. So I totally owe you an evening Event.


Gris - Dec 02, 2005 5:12:33 pm PST #7616 of 10003
Hey. New board.

Gershwin Girl has a question for the peanut gallery.

For the last several days her breasts are really sore, and the only time they're generally sore is right before her period, but that's usually much shorter time and she is not on the period now. She's not taking any hormones/birth control, and hasn't been for quite a while. AND her chest size has definitely increased, and she has gained no weight.

Oh, and she's not pregnant.

Is she going through puberty again? At 24?


Aims - Dec 02, 2005 5:22:00 pm PST #7617 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I AM SO ANGRY.

Fucko ebay seller did NOT ship my castle cake tin on Monday like I WAS NOTIFIED IT WOULD BE.

I've left a very snotty message.


amych - Dec 02, 2005 5:31:03 pm PST #7618 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is she going through puberty again? At 24?

If it's sudden and/or dramatic enough to be a concern, she should see her doc to rule out any possible medical cause for a jump in hormone levels (which is exactly what the symptoms sound like).

On the other hand, both her hormones and her body type may just be shifting more toward their adult levels post-adolescence. I know that both my cup size and my cramps are more than they were when I was in college, and while I don't remember that shift happening all at once, mid-twenties sounds about right for it.


Lee - Dec 02, 2005 5:37:49 pm PST #7619 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

JZ, I sent you an email. Did you get it?


JZ - Dec 02, 2005 5:41:34 pm PST #7620 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yes, I did, and clearly I can take the mantle of I SUCK away from you because I didn't answer. But, yes, whatever works best for you and your battle with the plague is indeed best, except probably not till after the holidays because I am crazy-brained until then.

Be sure to redirect Teppy over to me the next time she starts in about how you suck, 'k?

ION, yay! I'm finally about to leave work, and I get to go visit a friend and huff up some of that good sweet top-of-a-little-baby's-head crack. Though there may also be neck nuzzling and toe eating involved. I feel it's important to keep my infant-consumption options open.


DCJensen - Dec 02, 2005 5:47:58 pm PST #7621 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

I wonder if baby head smells like that because their skull isn't knitted together yet... Braaiiins.


Lee - Dec 02, 2005 5:48:04 pm PST #7622 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

After the holidays are good, JZ. Maybe I will be healthy by then.

Be sure to redirect Teppy over to me the next time she starts in about how you suck, 'k?

Woot!

Teppy, EAT IT.


DCJensen - Dec 02, 2005 6:05:56 pm PST #7623 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh, as usual, dear: [link]

This is the PREMIUM BUNDLE BOX only. It would include bonus accessories, if it were the actual PREMIUM XBOX 360! DOES NOT Come with 20GB Hard Drive, Console, HD Cables, Wireless Controller, Headset! In other words for those of you who do not understand, YES YOU ARE GETTING AN EMPTY BOX SO DO NOT ASK!


Steph L. - Dec 02, 2005 6:14:37 pm PST #7624 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Well, it seems that JZ *does,* in fact, suck.

But not as much as Perkins.