Holy fucking crap, my evil boss is being such a raving bitca this morning. No, I didn't read your golf ball sized mind and save those documents where you wanted them. Because you NEVER ASKED ME TO. Not once in the last year. Yes, I can save them in your special place in about 15 minutes of work. They are not lost. Please stop using your incredulous voice at my inability to read your fucking mind you skanky country club lazy ass forget-shit-and-blame-me blonde.
In sum, fuck you, you fucking fuck. Go shove some cranberry sauce up your ass-can.
So, holiday opinion poll -- what do people consider appropriate Thanksgiving gravy? White or brown?
See, Em, you know this. I find that a trick question. Appropriate Thanksgiving gravy is made with drippings, which I find is neither white or brown. But, you don't like my gravy, and you like brown gravy, so I'm assuming mine is white.
Hmm. I thought that was your mother's. See, I do think it should be made with drippings, so it must be what's added to it afterwards that varies.
Also, if you're bored, you should help me with my homework: [link]
matt's gravy.
he bakes the turkey on a bed of veggies ( onions carrots and a little celery. ) grind them up with the drippings. add the pink wine to thin. oh god - so good.
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I had horrible nightmares all night last night that kept waking me up and are still upsetting me. It is probably just holiday anxiety. I am worried that my family is going to say stupid things to Dave tomorrow.
