Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2005 2:13:23 pm PST #6069 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Deena, is your tagline from an actual episode of Sesame Street?


meara - Nov 21, 2005 2:18:24 pm PST #6070 of 10003

If your butter is expired, but still looks good...what's wrong with it?


meara - Nov 21, 2005 2:18:35 pm PST #6071 of 10003

"Nah. But Fay's almost a charicateur of FABulousness. I remember when we were in bed and C was doing an impression of you, Fay, and then he said 'What would Fay think if she knew that I was lying nekkid in bed with you, having just shagged madly, with my peenie (sic) on your thigh, and talking about her?' And I told him 'I thinks she'd applaud.'"

Dear GOD, this made me literally laugh out loud. It's especially wrong and yet funny if you've met C and K. Hahahahhaha!


Deena - Nov 21, 2005 2:25:16 pm PST #6072 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Steph, it really is. Ernie's pretending to talk to an elephant on a banana, and he wants Bert to talk to her. Of course, even though he initially refuses, Bert finally gets into it and ends up missing out on something else because he's so caught up in the conversation.


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2005 2:28:49 pm PST #6073 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, it really is. Ernie's pretending to talk to an elephant on a banana, and he wants Bert to talk to her.

Okay, that is some SERIOUSLY funny shit!!!


Deena - Nov 21, 2005 2:37:51 pm PST #6074 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

The conversation sounds like a prelude to a blind date. "Well, I'd say I'm kind of tall."

I got a lot more enjoyment out of it than the kids did.


vw bug - Nov 21, 2005 2:39:50 pm PST #6075 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Is it too early to go to bed?

The movie I wanted to go see started at 7:25, so that's out. I don't want to do anymore homework. And, Emily needs to study for a big exam tomorrow, so tv is out.

So, it looks like to bed it is. Wow. I lead a boring life.


Cass - Nov 21, 2005 2:54:12 pm PST #6076 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I have never even heard of pumpkin ravioli
Oh, I should make butternut squash ravioli tonight. It's from Trader Joe's and nummalicious.

And butter can go rancid but in the fridge, I have never ever had it happen.

My cable is out. Bugger. I'm just going to keep trying to post.

I won't have my ravioli love squarshed by The Man. Or, more accurately, Cox. But you know, half of one, six dozen of the other.

eta: Wheeeee! Connectivity RAWKS!


Cass - Nov 21, 2005 3:22:53 pm PST #6077 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

However, it apparently does kill the thread.


DCJensen - Nov 21, 2005 3:27:46 pm PST #6078 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

If your butter is expired, but still looks good...what's wrong with it?

I was going to ask, too. Butter should really have "Best by" dates, IMHO.

I've had it in the 'fridge for weeks after, and for months in the freezer if it has a cardboard box.