Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The not-so-cute, screaming, stiffening up, throwing their heads back and banging it against the wall "FUCK YOU IF YOU MEAN NO" stage is less fun.
Leif sometimes throws his back hard when he gets mad. He got me just under the eye a couple of days ago. That kid's head should be registered as a weapon, it's like getting smacked with a bowling ball.
" But they say 'child-safe!"
"For the millionth time... a world of no."
Daisy, I'm so sorry about your friend.
Leif sometimes throws his back hard when he gets mad. He got me just under the eye a couple of days ago. That kid's head should be registered as a weapon, it's like getting smacked with a bowling ball.
That is the worst! I hate it when O gets me on the nose.
I imagine I won't feel as heart-rendingly guilty when it reaches that stage.
Yup. That definitely takes care of the guilt.
Aimee is going to say, "no blow darts". You know that, right?
"But I'll get her in the leg where it won't show."
I imagine I won't feel as heart-rendingly guilty when it reaches that stage.
Yup. That definitely takes care of the guilt.
Sara heard one of us telling the dog to shut up when she was yapping at an innocent passerby, and now her big thing when she's mad is to say, "Shup [sic] up!" This earns her a hairy eyeball, which she finds hysterically funny.
Her other thing is "Right! Now!" when she's being told no. "I want apple right! now!" As if we didn't understand that already.
Exam ~ma, vw!
"But I'll get her in the leg where it won't show."
Forget it, Man.
You never should have copped to wanting animal tranqs. When will you LEARN? Say it with me now, "So much easier to get forgiveness than permission."
I'm wearing pajama pants to school today, which means I'm wearing pajama pants to work as well. I'm such a lazy slacker.
Sara heard one of us telling the dog to shut up when she was yapping at an innocent passerby, and now her big thing when she's mad is to say, "Shup [sic] up!" This earns her a hairy eyeball, which she finds hysterically funny.
I heard myself yelling at our dogs to "shut up". I'm trying to retrain myself to "SSSHHHHHHUSH" them or just say "QUIET!".
Her other thing is "Right! Now!" when she's being told no. "I want apple right! now!" As if we didn't understand that already.
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
Pretty much.
We have to watch everything we say now -- she's a regular little parrot. I just caught her saying "Oh, man!" with inflection and everything.