My favorite Leif line from this weekend was when I asked him if we should stage a mutiny and he agreed with a happy "Okay!". You'd have to be there though.
Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.
Host ,'Why We Fight'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
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Gudanov - Nov 21, 2005 6:22:56 am PST #5974 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
amych - Nov 21, 2005 6:23:06 am PST #5975 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
IME, this pretty much lasts until college.
Miracleman - Nov 21, 2005 6:23:40 am PST #5976 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
We have to watch everything we say now -- she's a regular little parrot.
Emeline has been heard to say something that sounds remarkably like "Shit!"
Oddly, she did not get that from me. My profanity tends to be more polysyllabic.
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 6:24:51 am PST #5977 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
I can just see them in toddler bars bitching us out.
"My Mom, man, NO clue... I SAID 'NOW'"
And nothin', right? She just looks at you all "I'm the Mommy..."
Yeah yeah, I'm shakin' in my Pull-ups.
Heaven help us when voice recognition is good enough for Toddler chat rooms.
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 6:26:35 am PST #5978 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Emeline has been heard to say something that sounds remarkably like "Shit!"
And all those people who put good money on "fuck" being her first word lose good money. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Amy - Nov 21, 2005 6:27:38 am PST #5979 of 10003
Because books.
Oddly, she did not get that from me. My profanity tends to be more polysyllabic.
The boys learned all their curse words from me, usually while we were in traffic. ::sheepish::
Heaven help us when voice recognition is good enough for Toddler chat rooms.
Bwah!
askye - Nov 21, 2005 6:28:21 am PST #5980 of 10003
Thrive to spite them
One of the books I got this weekend was an Encyclopedia of Cooking from 1947,it's more of a homemaker's guide. I've just started reading the nutrition portion of the book, it goes into detail about how to give your family the most viatmins and minerals, what they do,etc. The book says children should only have bland food, nothing seasoned except with the barest amount of salt and no rich food, especially pastry. The book doesn't recommend giving children cooks until they are 4 years old and then only arrowroot or graham crackers.
They also stress the importance of breakfast and suggest that if your child isn't hunger than you should get him up 1 hour early and have him do chores.
Amy - Nov 21, 2005 6:29:11 am PST #5981 of 10003
Because books.
They also stress the importance of breakfast and suggest that if your child isn't hunger than you should get him up 1 hour early and have him do chores.
Bwahahahahaha!
Cashmere - Nov 21, 2005 6:31:29 am PST #5982 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
IME, this pretty much lasts until college.
I think it was Dennis Leary who said that our kids, the ones we cried and bled for (in my case, this is TRUE), the ones we paced the floor with at 3 a.m. as infants and killed ourselves to give them everything we possibly could, would end up snotty teenagers, smoking in the back of some kid's car saying, "My parents are such ASSHOLES!"
That's a sobering thought.
Yeah yeah, I'm shakin' in my Pull-ups.
BWAH!
Miracleman - Nov 21, 2005 6:31:55 am PST #5983 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
And all those people who put good money on "fuck" being her first word lose good money. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Like I didn't lose $50 on that.