William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I imagine I won't feel as heart-rendingly guilty when it reaches that stage.
Yup. That definitely takes care of the guilt.
Sara heard one of us telling the dog to shut up when she was yapping at an innocent passerby, and now her big thing when she's mad is to say, "Shup [sic] up!" This earns her a hairy eyeball, which she finds hysterically funny.
Her other thing is "Right! Now!" when she's being told no. "I want apple right! now!" As if we didn't understand that already.
Exam ~ma, vw!
"But I'll get her in the leg where it won't show."
Forget it, Man.
You never should have copped to wanting animal tranqs. When will you LEARN? Say it with me now, "So much easier to get forgiveness than permission."
I'm wearing pajama pants to school today, which means I'm wearing pajama pants to work as well. I'm such a lazy slacker.
Sara heard one of us telling the dog to shut up when she was yapping at an innocent passerby, and now her big thing when she's mad is to say, "Shup [sic] up!" This earns her a hairy eyeball, which she finds hysterically funny.
I heard myself yelling at our dogs to "shut up". I'm trying to retrain myself to "SSSHHHHHHUSH" them or just say "QUIET!".
Her other thing is "Right! Now!" when she's being told no. "I want apple right! now!" As if we didn't understand that already.
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
Pretty much.
We have to watch everything we say now -- she's a regular little parrot. I just caught her saying "Oh, man!" with inflection and everything.
My favorite Leif line from this weekend was when I asked him if we should stage a mutiny and he agreed with a happy "Okay!". You'd have to be there though.
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
IME, this pretty much lasts until college.
We have to watch everything we say now -- she's a regular little parrot.
Emeline has been heard to say something that sounds remarkably like "Shit!"
Oddly, she did not get that from me. My profanity tends to be more polysyllabic.
Toddlers really think adults are retarded, don't they?
I can just see them in toddler bars bitching us out.
"My Mom, man, NO clue... I SAID 'NOW'"
And nothin', right? She just looks at you all "I'm the Mommy..."
Yeah yeah, I'm shakin' in my Pull-ups.
Heaven help us when voice recognition is good enough for Toddler chat rooms.
Emeline has been heard to say something that sounds remarkably like "Shit!"
And all those people who put good money on "fuck" being her first word lose good money. I hope you're happy with yourself.