there was nothing you could do, short of being super psychic or something.
What Nora said. It's not a good situation for you or the students, but it's 100% not your fault.
Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Nov 04, 2005 9:01:34 am PST #2724 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nicole - Nov 04, 2005 9:02:27 am PST #2725 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!
Bailey the dog - Bay, B-dog, Beeb-alicious, Boobers, Bigbutt, Wondermutt.
Ashton the cat - Ash, ShittyKitty, Hey!, NO!
I may be playing favorites between the dog and the cat.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 9:02:42 am PST #2726 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I don't have any wacky nicknames for my cat. But I used to call a roomate's cat "The Little Fucker."
Nicole - Nov 04, 2005 9:03:26 am PST #2727 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!
My brother had a cat named Fucker.
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2005 9:04:05 am PST #2728 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I address all cats, regardless of their size, as Big Fat Kitty.
And have taken to greeting my mom's dog with "What up, dawg???"
He never answers me, though.
vw bug - Nov 04, 2005 9:06:58 am PST #2729 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Ok. I've calmed down a bit. I know this isn't my fault, but somehow I'm just afraid that the students/professor aren't going to understand that. Oh, well. I can only do what I can do at this point.
I'm currently printing out the lecture notes for Biology, so I can listen to the lectures online. I may disappear for a while while I listen to that. I'm not sure if I'll be able to surf and listen at the same time.
erikaj - Nov 04, 2005 9:07:07 am PST #2730 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
Ha, Tep. Howdy, Bitches.
Sparky1 - Nov 04, 2005 9:17:02 am PST #2731 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
vw, if the students were in dire need, that's the complaint you would have heard -- not some missing timesheets. It's not your fault.
Cute dogs for cute kids, Gud!
Sophia Brooks - Nov 04, 2005 9:18:04 am PST #2732 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Pet nicknames:
my cat is Justin, called Sunshine for his "official name". I called him Bunny, Bunny foo-foo, Mr. Mew, Meowikins, Bunnykins and most often Kitty.
Glamcookie - Nov 04, 2005 9:28:24 am PST #2733 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Funnies!
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.