Bailey the dog - Bay, B-dog, Beeb-alicious, Boobers, Bigbutt, Wondermutt.
Ashton the cat - Ash, ShittyKitty, Hey!, NO!
I may be playing favorites between the dog and the cat.
Mighty fine shindig.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nicole - Nov 04, 2005 9:02:27 am PST #2725 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 9:02:42 am PST #2726 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I don't have any wacky nicknames for my cat. But I used to call a roomate's cat "The Little Fucker."
Nicole - Nov 04, 2005 9:03:26 am PST #2727 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!
My brother had a cat named Fucker.
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2005 9:04:05 am PST #2728 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I address all cats, regardless of their size, as Big Fat Kitty.
And have taken to greeting my mom's dog with "What up, dawg???"
He never answers me, though.
vw bug - Nov 04, 2005 9:06:58 am PST #2729 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Ok. I've calmed down a bit. I know this isn't my fault, but somehow I'm just afraid that the students/professor aren't going to understand that. Oh, well. I can only do what I can do at this point.
I'm currently printing out the lecture notes for Biology, so I can listen to the lectures online. I may disappear for a while while I listen to that. I'm not sure if I'll be able to surf and listen at the same time.
erikaj - Nov 04, 2005 9:07:07 am PST #2730 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
Ha, Tep. Howdy, Bitches.
Sparky1 - Nov 04, 2005 9:17:02 am PST #2731 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
vw, if the students were in dire need, that's the complaint you would have heard -- not some missing timesheets. It's not your fault.
Cute dogs for cute kids, Gud!
Sophia Brooks - Nov 04, 2005 9:18:04 am PST #2732 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Pet nicknames:
my cat is Justin, called Sunshine for his "official name". I called him Bunny, Bunny foo-foo, Mr. Mew, Meowikins, Bunnykins and most often Kitty.
Glamcookie - Nov 04, 2005 9:28:24 am PST #2733 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Funnies!
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Cass - Nov 04, 2005 9:47:41 am PST #2734 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I know I'm a fast learner, but what bugs me is my memory loss. I mean, back when I played cello (refuses to look at cello sitting reproachfully in corner), I had to memorize recital pieces. And I would, and a week after the recital I couldn't remember them.Oh, I've always had that kind of memory loss too, Raq. I learned music or a math equation or whatever I needed until I performed or took the test or whatever and then it flitted away. But the actual basics have always stuck and relearning only seems to take a teeny fraction of the time that the original learning did.
I also learned the other week that this applies to driving stick shift too. Good to know.
And now, I really don't have the time for this...and I'm going to have to make up some major lost time. Shit.
there was nothing you could do, short of being super psychic or something.Aw, shit. But exactly what Nora said. Though being super psychic would be cool. If you pick up that trick, could you give me a shout? I've got a few questions.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.snerk
I am "working" in my silk jammies and furry slippers. I wish I were also getting paid to do this but nothing's perfect.