Jayne ,'The Train Job'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ok. I've calmed down a bit. I know this isn't my fault, but somehow I'm just afraid that the students/professor aren't going to understand that. Oh, well. I can only do what I can do at this point.
I'm currently printing out the lecture notes for Biology, so I can listen to the lectures online. I may disappear for a while while I listen to that. I'm not sure if I'll be able to surf and listen at the same time.
Ha, Tep. Howdy, Bitches.
vw, if the students were in dire need, that's the complaint you would have heard -- not some missing timesheets. It's not your fault.
Cute dogs for cute kids, Gud!
Pet nicknames:
my cat is Justin, called Sunshine for his "official name". I called him Bunny, Bunny foo-foo, Mr. Mew, Meowikins, Bunnykins and most often Kitty.
Funnies!
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
I know I'm a fast learner, but what bugs me is my memory loss. I mean, back when I played cello (refuses to look at cello sitting reproachfully in corner), I had to memorize recital pieces. And I would, and a week after the recital I couldn't remember them.Oh, I've always had that kind of memory loss too, Raq. I learned music or a math equation or whatever I needed until I performed or took the test or whatever and then it flitted away. But the actual basics have always stuck and relearning only seems to take a teeny fraction of the time that the original learning did.
I also learned the other week that this applies to driving stick shift too. Good to know.
And now, I really don't have the time for this...and I'm going to have to make up some major lost time. Shit.
there was nothing you could do, short of being super psychic or something.Aw, shit. But exactly what Nora said. Though being super psychic would be cool. If you pick up that trick, could you give me a shout? I've got a few questions.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.snerk
I am "working" in my silk jammies and furry slippers. I wish I were also getting paid to do this but nothing's perfect.
Ok...they've recognized that this is not my fault at all. The big guns have been called in to figure out what happened, and they're going to do what's necessary to fix things with the students and prof. Thank goodness.
Oh, and I am listening to my lecture...just in case you were wondering. Guess it doesn't use too much stuff, 'cause I can still surf.
vw, that's great news! Woo hoo!
A couple of my co-workers just left to pick up Dairy Queen. I ordered a hot fudge sundae. Yum!
Of course, they waited until after I already ate lunch (nasty bbq beef sandwich - only ate half and then threw the rest away in another co-workers trash can so they'll smell the bbq all day instead of me) so I'm basically full... but I figure there's always room for ice cream.
but I figure there's always room for ice cream.
My mother always said ice cream just melts between the cracks, so, yes -- there's always room.
She also had me believing that it was a food group at one point in my kindergarten career.
wait, it's not?