I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Nov 03, 2005 10:11:53 am PST #2590 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jilli, I mailed your package with the goth video collection.

Should be there in a couple days.


amych - Nov 03, 2005 10:12:55 am PST #2591 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just randomly checked an email address I haven't used since August.

Good thing that e from my mother was only a week old.


lisah - Nov 03, 2005 10:33:02 am PST #2592 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

I shut it off at work and get the messages from my mother when my shift ends.

Perfect!


billytea - Nov 03, 2005 10:51:44 am PST #2593 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I just got spammed by Princess Moreen Kabba of Sierra Leone! She wrote to inform me of her desire to go into business relationship with me! Isn't that sweet? She's had a hard life, apparently "While my mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special." I'm hoping there's just some unfamiliarity with English going into that one.

Sigh. It's almost a shame to delete it. I don't get much email from princesses these days.


Betsy HP - Nov 03, 2005 10:58:38 am PST #2594 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

[link]

cries


Amy - Nov 03, 2005 10:59:53 am PST #2595 of 10003
Because books.

Are you crying at her ultra!perky blond hair, or the poncho?


Tom Scola - Nov 03, 2005 11:01:10 am PST #2596 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Wow. I mean, shouldn't you at the very least be able to say that ponchos are functional?


Betsy HP - Nov 03, 2005 11:01:53 am PST #2597 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

The poncho.


lisah - Nov 03, 2005 11:03:29 am PST #2598 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Betsy's link should have had a Not Safe for Poncho Haters warning! Damn it! I can't UNSEE that!!!


Laura - Nov 03, 2005 11:07:14 am PST #2599 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Now, that didn't make me cry. Laugh I did.