Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Nov 03, 2005 10:12:55 am PST #2591 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just randomly checked an email address I haven't used since August.

Good thing that e from my mother was only a week old.


lisah - Nov 03, 2005 10:33:02 am PST #2592 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

I shut it off at work and get the messages from my mother when my shift ends.

Perfect!


billytea - Nov 03, 2005 10:51:44 am PST #2593 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I just got spammed by Princess Moreen Kabba of Sierra Leone! She wrote to inform me of her desire to go into business relationship with me! Isn't that sweet? She's had a hard life, apparently "While my mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special." I'm hoping there's just some unfamiliarity with English going into that one.

Sigh. It's almost a shame to delete it. I don't get much email from princesses these days.


Betsy HP - Nov 03, 2005 10:58:38 am PST #2594 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

[link]

cries


Amy - Nov 03, 2005 10:59:53 am PST #2595 of 10003
Because books.

Are you crying at her ultra!perky blond hair, or the poncho?


Tom Scola - Nov 03, 2005 11:01:10 am PST #2596 of 10003
hwæt

Wow. I mean, shouldn't you at the very least be able to say that ponchos are functional?


Betsy HP - Nov 03, 2005 11:01:53 am PST #2597 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

The poncho.


lisah - Nov 03, 2005 11:03:29 am PST #2598 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Betsy's link should have had a Not Safe for Poncho Haters warning! Damn it! I can't UNSEE that!!!


Laura - Nov 03, 2005 11:07:14 am PST #2599 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Now, that didn't make me cry. Laugh I did.


Amy - Nov 03, 2005 11:07:46 am PST #2600 of 10003
Because books.

The poncho.

Both actually bring a tear to my eye.

Also, how does one wear that without catching it on anything and everything? The thing is made of holes.