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DavidS - Oct 30, 2005 5:56:55 pm PST #1500 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, the highchair tray and a washcloth were placed on the stove over the pilot light.

People! Do not store things on the stove. Do no place things on the stove with the live gas fire. Do not use it as extra counter space. Stop doing that.

Stove hot! Owie!

Is everybody clear on this now?

Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:02:55 pm PST #1501 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Do no place things on the stove with the live gas fire.

What if it's an electric stove? t glances at kitchen, calculates flammability of items on stovetop....

Trudy Booth - Oct 30, 2005 6:03:48 pm PST #1502 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Thanks for clearing that up, Hec.

DavidS - Oct 30, 2005 6:05:12 pm PST #1503 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What if it's an electric stove?

Do I need to babyproof your whole fucking house? Jesus Christ, everybody needs to quit trying to kill themselves with stupidity. Respect fire. Respect electricity. Respect the open water.

DavidS - Oct 30, 2005 6:05:53 pm PST #1504 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks for clearing that up, Hec.

You'd think it wouldn't need clarification and yet.

§ ita § - Oct 30, 2005 6:06:20 pm PST #1505 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::brazenly uses electric stove as extra counter space::

I mean, why else did they make it so flat?

Trudy Booth - Oct 30, 2005 6:07:01 pm PST #1506 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And yet kicking when a friend is down is generally considered bad form.

DavidS - Oct 30, 2005 6:07:23 pm PST #1507 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::brazenly uses electric stove as extra counter space::

See what I'm saying?

Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:08:38 pm PST #1508 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What if it's an electric stove?

Do I need to babyproof your whole fucking house?

Teppy-proof it, perhaps, but not babyproof it.

Unless there's a baby in the apartment that I don't know about. Which might explain why the apartment is such a mess all the time. Hmmm....

Jesus Christ, everybody needs to quit trying to kill themselves with stupidity.

On the contrary, I'm trying to land a role in a Jim Carrey movie with stupidity.

Respect fire.

Fire bad, tree pretty.

Respect electricity.

Heh. Oh, baby. I do. I do indeed. And I appreciate the many ways it can be used.

Respect the open water.

Yarr. The sea, she be a fickle mistress.

§ ita § - Oct 30, 2005 6:09:02 pm PST #1509 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::notes distinct lack of fires on her record::

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