I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Oct 30, 2005 6:05:53 pm PST #1504 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks for clearing that up, Hec.

You'd think it wouldn't need clarification and yet.


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2005 6:06:20 pm PST #1505 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::brazenly uses electric stove as extra counter space::

I mean, why else did they make it so flat?


Trudy Booth - Oct 30, 2005 6:07:01 pm PST #1506 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And yet kicking when a friend is down is generally considered bad form.


DavidS - Oct 30, 2005 6:07:23 pm PST #1507 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::brazenly uses electric stove as extra counter space::

See what I'm saying?


Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:08:38 pm PST #1508 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What if it's an electric stove?

Do I need to babyproof your whole fucking house?

Teppy-proof it, perhaps, but not babyproof it.

Unless there's a baby in the apartment that I don't know about. Which might explain why the apartment is such a mess all the time. Hmmm....

Jesus Christ, everybody needs to quit trying to kill themselves with stupidity.

On the contrary, I'm trying to land a role in a Jim Carrey movie with stupidity.

Respect fire.

Fire bad, tree pretty.

Respect electricity.

Heh. Oh, baby. I do. I do indeed. And I appreciate the many ways it can be used.

Respect the open water.

Yarr. The sea, she be a fickle mistress.


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2005 6:09:02 pm PST #1509 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::notes distinct lack of fires on her record::


Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:10:05 pm PST #1510 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

::brazenly uses electric stove as extra counter space::

I mean, why else did they make it so flat?

t stands in solidarity with ita in the Stove=Storage corner (which is as of yet not aflame)


Gris - Oct 30, 2005 6:11:25 pm PST #1511 of 10003
Hey. New board.

I want to set fire to something. My room needs a fireplace, I think. I'm gonna build one.

Or sleep. One or the other.


Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:14:19 pm PST #1512 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Much more important than setting my home afire, let me just say:

Boy confusing. Boy blow off Teppy at party last night after talking about recycling. Boy canoodle with other girl at party. Boy e-mail tonight to say (and I quote), "You looked wonderful at the party!"

Boy gonna get his ass beat. And then some.


sj - Oct 30, 2005 8:04:02 pm PST #1513 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Chocolate covered oreos have been made. Better late than never. They are quite pretty, if I do say so myself.