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My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.

Buffy ,'Chosen'

Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:08:38 pm PST #1508 of 10003

I look more rad than Lutheranism

What if it's an electric stove?

Do I need to babyproof your whole fucking house?

Teppy-proof it, perhaps, but not babyproof it.

Unless there's a baby in the apartment that I don't know about. Which might explain why the apartment is such a mess all the time. Hmmm....

Jesus Christ, everybody needs to quit trying to kill themselves with stupidity.

On the contrary, I'm trying to land a role in a Jim Carrey movie with stupidity.

Respect fire.

Fire bad, tree pretty.

Respect electricity.

Heh. Oh, baby. I do. I do indeed. And I appreciate the many ways it can be used.

Respect the open water.

Yarr. The sea, she be a fickle mistress.

§ ita § - Oct 30, 2005 6:09:02 pm PST #1509 of 10003

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::notes distinct lack of fires on her record::

Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:10:05 pm PST #1510 of 10003

I look more rad than Lutheranism

::brazenly uses electric stove as extra counter space::

I mean, why else did they make it so flat?

t stands in solidarity with ita in the Stove=Storage corner (which is as of yet not aflame)

Gris - Oct 30, 2005 6:11:25 pm PST #1511 of 10003

Hey. New board.

I want to set fire to something. My room needs a fireplace, I think. I'm gonna build one.

Or sleep. One or the other.

Steph L. - Oct 30, 2005 6:14:19 pm PST #1512 of 10003

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Much more important than setting my home afire, let me just say:

Boy confusing. Boy blow off Teppy at party last night after talking about recycling. Boy canoodle with other girl at party. Boy e-mail tonight to say (and I quote), "You looked wonderful at the party!"

Boy gonna get his ass beat. And then some.

sj - Oct 30, 2005 8:04:02 pm PST #1513 of 10003

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Chocolate covered oreos have been made. Better late than never. They are quite pretty, if I do say so myself.

Volans - Oct 30, 2005 8:35:18 pm PST #1514 of 10003

move out and draw fire

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Chocolate covered Nutty Buddies are good also.

Great costume, Teppy! And Boy should get a few smacks with the wooden spoon for that.

Guaranteed Ways to get Mal Laughs:
1. Peek-a-boo
2. Pop Goes Cthulhu
3. Let him roll off the couch onto cushions
4. Juggle

Juggling cracks his shit up. And the best way to get Mal Laughs? Drop a ball while juggling.

vw bug - Oct 30, 2005 8:56:27 pm PST #1515 of 10003

Mostly lurking...

Say, vw, is it too late for me to contribute to your research?

Absolutely not! I’d love your comments, Fay.

I am home. I am TIRED. I am better, though, thankfully. Oh, and my throat is raw, raw, raw from all the coughing. Hopefully tomorrow will not be a repeat.

Pix - Oct 30, 2005 9:53:09 pm PST #1516 of 10003

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Any night shifters around?

Pix - Oct 30, 2005 9:59:57 pm PST #1517 of 10003

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

And to all, a good night.

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