The parents brough home the penguin, who Jimmy named 'Joe.' Everyone was excited to see Joe. They played with Joe and petted her (as the family was ignorant in the ways of determining the sex of penguins). Then they went to have supper, and Joe and the cat were left alone.
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Elder ,'Power Play'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:11:04 pm PDT #9934 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:11:25 pm PDT #9935 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Please do, Robin.
Erm, do we have a new Natter title picked out?
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:12:05 pm PDT #9936 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
How is the Glamour Shots thing going?
I'm trying to decide whehter or not to be askeered for tommyrot's story.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:12:17 pm PDT #9937 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
what is the kitty's name? if s/he is resentful for not having a name you can hardly blame the kitty for taking a swipe at joe
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:12:29 pm PDT #9938 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Shhh... Burrell, it's more fun when we don't!
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:06 pm PDT #9939 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
there are no penguins here. I wonder if it is the fault of my cat.
There are no babies here. I would still pay for a babysitter if the babysitter did massages.
my cat will not massage me . will a penguin?
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:15 pm PDT #9940 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Natter 40 Years in the Desert
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:18 pm PDT #9941 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh, good point Kat. Then the Stompies can be all dictatorial.
Scrappy - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:20 pm PDT #9942 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The penguin went to see a movie. It was called Bowling for Columbine.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:23 pm PDT #9943 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The cat and Joe looked at each other. The cat approached Joe to greet her, but Joe smelled tuna on the cat's breath became determined to find the source of the smell. Joe started pecking at the cat, who jumped on a shelf to escape. Joe squacked and ran in circles in frustration.