The penguin went to see a movie. It was called Bowling for Columbine.
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:20 pm PDT #9942 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:23 pm PDT #9943 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The cat and Joe looked at each other. The cat approached Joe to greet her, but Joe smelled tuna on the cat's breath became determined to find the source of the smell. Joe started pecking at the cat, who jumped on a shelf to escape. Joe squacked and ran in circles in frustration.
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:47 pm PDT #9944 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dictate or die?
Dictate and die?
Tough call.
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:14:21 pm PDT #9945 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
my cat will eat my scarf.
I am concerned about Joe the penguin
Alibelle - Oct 29, 2005 9:14:36 pm PDT #9946 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
P.S.: I am not a meanie.
Massaging and babysitting is too much. I'll withdraw my offer.What. Ev. No one was *asking* for you to give them a massage. Poopy!
I said I will withdraw my offer, if that is the case. Not that the offer is 100% withdrawn. My needs list includes transportation across country and intra-city, shelter, and food. Is that a problem? I'm a very good baby-sitter.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:14:36 pm PDT #9947 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ali, have you moved back to THAT coast?
Penguin/kitty is shaping up as a bit of a shark/alligator scenario
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:15:21 pm PDT #9948 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
now i am worried about the nameless kitty
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:15:52 pm PDT #9949 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
maybe the kitty can share his tuna with Joe the penguin
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:16:08 pm PDT #9950 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Natter 40 Acres and a Mule?
Sorry, no penguins.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:16:22 pm PDT #9951 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The cat realized that Joe was a foolish animal, and considered killing him. There was a bronze bust of Beethoven on the shelf, and the cat could have easily pushed it off the shelf and onto the still circling Joe. However, the cat considered that her humans would not understand her actions, and would become distressed. "Sometimes you just have to let humans figure things out for themselves," she thought.