there are no penguins here. I wonder if it is the fault of my cat.
There are no babies here. I would still pay for a babysitter if the babysitter did massages.
my cat will not massage me . will a penguin?
When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:06 pm PDT #9939 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:15 pm PDT #9940 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Natter 40 Years in the Desert
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:18 pm PDT #9941 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh, good point Kat. Then the Stompies can be all dictatorial.
Scrappy - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:20 pm PDT #9942 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The penguin went to see a movie. It was called Bowling for Columbine.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:23 pm PDT #9943 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The cat and Joe looked at each other. The cat approached Joe to greet her, but Joe smelled tuna on the cat's breath became determined to find the source of the smell. Joe started pecking at the cat, who jumped on a shelf to escape. Joe squacked and ran in circles in frustration.
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:13:47 pm PDT #9944 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dictate or die?
Dictate and die?
Tough call.
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:14:21 pm PDT #9945 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
my cat will eat my scarf.
I am concerned about Joe the penguin
Alibelle - Oct 29, 2005 9:14:36 pm PDT #9946 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
P.S.: I am not a meanie.
Massaging and babysitting is too much. I'll withdraw my offer.What. Ev. No one was *asking* for you to give them a massage. Poopy!
I said I will withdraw my offer, if that is the case. Not that the offer is 100% withdrawn. My needs list includes transportation across country and intra-city, shelter, and food. Is that a problem? I'm a very good baby-sitter.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:14:36 pm PDT #9947 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ali, have you moved back to THAT coast?
Penguin/kitty is shaping up as a bit of a shark/alligator scenario
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:15:21 pm PDT #9948 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
now i am worried about the nameless kitty