You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Oct 29, 2005 6:58:24 am PDT #9795 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You're freaking me out, ita.


Ginger - Oct 29, 2005 7:03:14 am PDT #9796 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

ita, that does not sound good. It's really frustrating when your body betrays you.


Jesse - Oct 29, 2005 7:03:54 am PDT #9797 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesus, ita. You stay still and/or call an ambulance, depending.

I am home. Met Warren Buffet. Did not really meet Aggies. Was awoken by the phone at 11 this morning, which is probably a good thing, but I seriously could have slept a couple more hours. I'll make the most of the extra one tonight.


Allyson - Oct 29, 2005 7:17:53 am PDT #9798 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

For ita's birthday, let's get her a life alert system, so if she hits the floor, we'll get a bat signal in the sky and can call an ambulance.


DXMachina - Oct 29, 2005 7:31:18 am PDT #9799 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

That, and a clapper...


Emily - Oct 29, 2005 7:38:20 am PDT #9800 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Important news update:

I now have wool tights. Envy me.

Also, I have no advice for ita, other than, christ, that sounds scary and I hope you're all right. Hope the neurologist helps. I think you should be pampered, but I can't offer any actual physical assistance, so I'm recommending you pamper yourself. Or at least lounge some.


§ ita § - Oct 29, 2005 7:40:10 am PDT #9801 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eh, with bluetooth, who needs the clapper anymore? Now, I should get X10, and be totally hooked up.

Judging from the still-tender spot on the back of my head, I did hit it, which means I did faint, since I don't remember it happening. The shoulder could just be a knot or something.

I have to highly recommed lying down. It's very therapeutic.

Wait, so Jesse -- you're not engaged to Mr. Buffet or anything? Did Mizrahi win in the battle of coolness in Jesse's week?


JZ - Oct 29, 2005 7:40:13 am PDT #9802 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::moves "fret about ita" to the top of the Worry List from now through November 10::

eta: Um, so about that basically full run of Eyes, any trade from up here you'd like? Music or video oddities? Vintage magazines? Some other form of distraction and pampering?


Jesse - Oct 29, 2005 7:42:09 am PDT #9803 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not engaged to Mr. Buffett, but I do love him SO MUCH. Too bad he clearly still loves his late wife (he mentioned her as one of his heroes), and I'm sure he is very fond of his girlfriend of 30 years or whatever.


Emily - Oct 29, 2005 7:42:28 am PDT #9804 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

It suddenly occurs to me -- can one check one's own pupils?