For ita's birthday, let's get her a life alert system, so if she hits the floor, we'll get a bat signal in the sky and can call an ambulance.
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Oct 29, 2005 7:17:53 am PDT #9798 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
DXMachina - Oct 29, 2005 7:31:18 am PDT #9799 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
That, and a clapper...
Emily - Oct 29, 2005 7:38:20 am PDT #9800 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Important news update:
I now have wool tights. Envy me.
Also, I have no advice for ita, other than, christ, that sounds scary and I hope you're all right. Hope the neurologist helps. I think you should be pampered, but I can't offer any actual physical assistance, so I'm recommending you pamper yourself. Or at least lounge some.
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2005 7:40:10 am PDT #9801 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eh, with bluetooth, who needs the clapper anymore? Now, I should get X10, and be totally hooked up.
Judging from the still-tender spot on the back of my head, I did hit it, which means I did faint, since I don't remember it happening. The shoulder could just be a knot or something.
I have to highly recommed lying down. It's very therapeutic.
Wait, so Jesse -- you're not engaged to Mr. Buffet or anything? Did Mizrahi win in the battle of coolness in Jesse's week?
JZ - Oct 29, 2005 7:40:13 am PDT #9802 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
::moves "fret about ita" to the top of the Worry List from now through November 10::
eta: Um, so about that basically full run of Eyes, any trade from up here you'd like? Music or video oddities? Vintage magazines? Some other form of distraction and pampering?
Jesse - Oct 29, 2005 7:42:09 am PDT #9803 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm not engaged to Mr. Buffett, but I do love him SO MUCH. Too bad he clearly still loves his late wife (he mentioned her as one of his heroes), and I'm sure he is very fond of his girlfriend of 30 years or whatever.
Emily - Oct 29, 2005 7:42:28 am PDT #9804 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
It suddenly occurs to me -- can one check one's own pupils?
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2005 7:42:58 am PDT #9805 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think you should be pampered
I swear to god, this (and the DNA prolongation thing) is why my mother wants me hooked up. Pampered, looked after, picked up off the floor, fed regular meals, whatever.
JZ, don't fret about me! But feel free to send me a butler. That'd be cool.
Pix - Oct 29, 2005 7:49:07 am PDT #9806 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm trying not to fret, but November 10th seems like an awfully long way away. Do you think they might be able to bump up the appointment given your fainting, ita?
Jesse - Oct 29, 2005 7:50:06 am PDT #9807 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pampered, looked after, picked up off the floor, fed regular meals, whatever.
You need that!