No penguins! Maybe crime!
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nilly - Sep 26, 2005 8:06:31 am PDT #934 of 10002
Swouncing
Calli - Sep 26, 2005 8:07:05 am PDT #935 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Except they can't read primitive emotions, like anger.
So the killer whales are damp Vulcans?
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:07:13 am PDT #936 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
I could live with that....
Sue - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:01 am PDT #937 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Don't you think the killer dolphins would go after Tuna fishermen?
sarameg - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:07 am PDT #938 of 10002
If you dumped a cheetah into a shallow pool with a killer dolphin....
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:28 am PDT #939 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So the killer whales are damp Vulcans?
I was thinking more like Telosians....
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:09:05 am PDT #940 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Then they're probably related to the evil penguin in The Wrong Trousers, and are therefore AWESOME.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:09:25 am PDT #941 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you dumped a cheetah into a shallow pool with a killer dolphin....
What if it was a genetically modified cheetah, with webbed paws and a blowhole?
Calli - Sep 26, 2005 8:11:15 am PDT #942 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What if it was a genetically modified cheetah, with webbed paws and a blowhole?
Then we need to let the killer dolphin get mods, too, like maybe tusks or sharp quills on his spine.
Kathy A - Sep 26, 2005 8:12:33 am PDT #943 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Then they're probably related to the evil penguin in The Wrong Trousers, and are therefore AWESOME.
Damn, Jessica beat me to the W&G reference--I was just about to say, "Only if they disguise themselves as roosters by wearing a red rubber glove on their heads (AIFG!!)."