What if it was a genetically modified cheetah, with webbed paws and a blowhole?
Then we need to let the killer dolphin get mods, too, like maybe tusks or sharp quills on his spine.
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Sep 26, 2005 8:11:15 am PDT #942 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Kathy A - Sep 26, 2005 8:12:33 am PDT #943 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Then they're probably related to the evil penguin in The Wrong Trousers, and are therefore AWESOME.
Damn, Jessica beat me to the W&G reference--I was just about to say, "Only if they disguise themselves as roosters by wearing a red rubber glove on their heads (AIFG!!)."
Kate P. - Sep 26, 2005 8:32:27 am PDT #944 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
I can't believe you people are perpetuating the gay=evil stereotype! Why can't the penguins be free to be who they want to be? sheesh.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:36:45 am PDT #945 of 10002
What is even happening?
No. The penguins aren't gay any more. Well, one penguin is no longer gay. His former partner is depressed, so literally? Not gay, either.
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:36:55 am PDT #946 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I can't believe you people are perpetuating the gay=evil stereotype!
Hey, I *wanted* the penguins to be gay! Is it my fault Silo went off with that SeaWorld homewrecker?
[eta: The German gay penguins are still together, and Ray and Silo's daughter has hooked up with another female, so there may be hope yet. But Scrappy-the-penguin is SO on my list.]
msbelle - Sep 26, 2005 8:37:10 am PDT #947 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you people need so much help.
Lee - Sep 26, 2005 8:38:11 am PDT #948 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What msbelle said, except you make me laugh, so maybe not.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:38:22 am PDT #949 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So can we perpetuate the bisexual=evil stereotype?
Or maybe Silo had good reason to leave his partner....
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:40:30 am PDT #950 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
OMG this lentil soup I'm eating (from Hale & Hearty) is so damn good. It almost makes me forget about poor Ray, alone in his corner, staring at the wall.
Almost.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:41:16 am PDT #951 of 10002
What is even happening?
So can we perpetuate the bisexual=evil stereotype?
I think we have to wait to see if they start evolving such that they look less tuxedo-wearing, and begin to appear more leather-pants-wearing, before we can even be clear on the evil issue.