If you dumped a cheetah into a shallow pool with a killer dolphin....
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:07 am PDT #938 of 10002
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:28 am PDT #939 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So the killer whales are damp Vulcans?
I was thinking more like Telosians....
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:09:05 am PDT #940 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Then they're probably related to the evil penguin in The Wrong Trousers, and are therefore AWESOME.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:09:25 am PDT #941 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you dumped a cheetah into a shallow pool with a killer dolphin....
What if it was a genetically modified cheetah, with webbed paws and a blowhole?
Calli - Sep 26, 2005 8:11:15 am PDT #942 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What if it was a genetically modified cheetah, with webbed paws and a blowhole?
Then we need to let the killer dolphin get mods, too, like maybe tusks or sharp quills on his spine.
Kathy A - Sep 26, 2005 8:12:33 am PDT #943 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Then they're probably related to the evil penguin in The Wrong Trousers, and are therefore AWESOME.
Damn, Jessica beat me to the W&G reference--I was just about to say, "Only if they disguise themselves as roosters by wearing a red rubber glove on their heads (AIFG!!)."
Kate P. - Sep 26, 2005 8:32:27 am PDT #944 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
I can't believe you people are perpetuating the gay=evil stereotype! Why can't the penguins be free to be who they want to be? sheesh.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 8:36:45 am PDT #945 of 10002
What is even happening?
No. The penguins aren't gay any more. Well, one penguin is no longer gay. His former partner is depressed, so literally? Not gay, either.
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:36:55 am PDT #946 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I can't believe you people are perpetuating the gay=evil stereotype!
Hey, I *wanted* the penguins to be gay! Is it my fault Silo went off with that SeaWorld homewrecker?
[eta: The German gay penguins are still together, and Ray and Silo's daughter has hooked up with another female, so there may be hope yet. But Scrappy-the-penguin is SO on my list.]
msbelle - Sep 26, 2005 8:37:10 am PDT #947 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you people need so much help.