What about battling killer dolphins with a group of genetically modified killer whales?
Only if the killer whales are secretly controlled by genentially modified, super-intelligent penguins.
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tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:04:25 am PDT #930 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 8:05:04 am PDT #931 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No penguins! Maybe crime!
Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 8:05:58 am PDT #932 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Not other than their brains. Which are pretty magnificent, and capable of telepathy.
Telepathy's good. I say we go for it.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:06:03 am PDT #933 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Not other than their brains. Which are pretty magnificent, and capable of telepathy.
Except they can't read primitive emotions, like anger.
Nilly - Sep 26, 2005 8:06:31 am PDT #934 of 10002
Swouncing
No penguins! Maybe crime!
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
Calli - Sep 26, 2005 8:07:05 am PDT #935 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Except they can't read primitive emotions, like anger.
So the killer whales are damp Vulcans?
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:07:13 am PDT #936 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What if the penguins are the ones responsible for the crime?
I could live with that....
Sue - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:01 am PDT #937 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Don't you think the killer dolphins would go after Tuna fishermen?
sarameg - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:07 am PDT #938 of 10002
If you dumped a cheetah into a shallow pool with a killer dolphin....
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 8:08:28 am PDT #939 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So the killer whales are damp Vulcans?
I was thinking more like Telosians....