Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 1:56:56 pm PDT #9085 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, do you still need wings?

I don't think so -- I need to check my mail.

But furry pink batwings sound like a wise investment. Where are they for sale?


ChiKat - Oct 26, 2005 1:57:04 pm PDT #9086 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have a sudden craving for black bean soup. Anyone have a good, easy, quick recipe???


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 1:58:15 pm PDT #9087 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Chimps either selfish or stupid, scientists say.

Oh -- speaking of recipes, does anyone have a good tomato sauce recipe (for pasta) that doesn't involve bacon? My good one turns out to be quite dependent on the pigflesh.


msbelle - Oct 26, 2005 2:00:29 pm PDT #9088 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

[link] 4th one down. ijs.


JZ - Oct 26, 2005 2:01:11 pm PDT #9089 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

1. Open can of black beans.

2. Pour some straight into a saucepan; take a wooden spoon and smush the rest (still in the can so you don't have to dirty an extra bowl) into a beany paste, dump into the saucepan.

3. Add chopped onions or dried onion flakes if you're lazy, cilantro if you're into that sort of thing, a pinch or two of chili powder, and a tiny drab of sherry.

4. Simmer for 10-15 minutes.

5. Top with sour cream or super-tangy plain yogurt or whatnot.

6. Consume.

It's not great black bean soup, but it's fast, relatively un-effortful (except for the beans-in-the-can smooshing, which can be therapeutic if you've had a crap day), and perfectly adequate.


Kat - Oct 26, 2005 2:03:18 pm PDT #9090 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But furry pink batwings sound like a wise investment. Where are they for sale?

Yep. They were very cute. I didn't invest in them, but I wanted them desperately.

I need a costume for school. I think I should go as Miss Alanieus and just put a random collection of crap on a cape and a pageant ribbon


Sue - Oct 26, 2005 2:11:56 pm PDT #9091 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I fell in love with a pair of purple velvet and satin high heel pointy toes slides today. I would own them now, but I haven't worn high heels since high school, and all scenarios where I imagined myself wearing them ended in the ER.


Kat - Oct 26, 2005 2:20:30 pm PDT #9092 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ER would be bad. I'm looking for saddle shoes.


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 2:21:50 pm PDT #9093 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Vintage or new saddle shoes?


Kat - Oct 26, 2005 2:35:58 pm PDT #9094 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

new. Bass used to carry them but I can't find my size. Grr.