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flea - Oct 21, 2005 10:46:42 am PDT #7781 of 10002
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mr. flea bought a laptop last night. As he would want me to say, a 15 inch powerbook G4 with added memory and he got one of those little scuba-gear bags to keep it in, too.

I got a cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. Okay, my pressie cost only 1/100th as much, but mine came "deeply chilled." Yes, folks, Cheesecake Factory has a euphemism for "frozen." It's pretty good cheesecake, too, although it was a tough car ride home what with Evie going "I. WANT. CHEESE. CAKE." and me going, "Honey, it's deeply chilled! And we're in the car! Could you be a little patient? Please?"

sarameg - Oct 21, 2005 10:48:20 am PDT #7782 of 10002

Evie going "I. WANT. CHEESE. CAKE."

Ahahah. Sound like you are raising her right.

ChiKat - Oct 21, 2005 10:48:30 am PDT #7783 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I need lunch.
I have no food here.
I am lazy.

Add these things together? I may starve.

Emily - Oct 21, 2005 10:48:57 am PDT #7784 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Why is it only 2:40? It feels like 5, at least.

YES. Except that it's 3:40 here. 3:48. And 50 seconds.

DavidS - Oct 21, 2005 10:50:02 am PDT #7785 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Add these things together? I may starve.

If only you had a pneumatic tube. Everybody needs a big nationwide network of pneumatic tubes to instantly send objects to the desk or couch of our choice!

§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 10:50:37 am PDT #7786 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just bought two pieces of pie for $1.50.

Sure, they'll taste like ass, but, $1.50.

First I finish the status report.

Kalshane - Oct 21, 2005 10:51:59 am PDT #7787 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Well, back when Animaniacs was still on the air. But it does still run on the newish iMac.

Ah. I'll have to see if there was a PC version and if I can find it anywhere. You just can't beat clobbering faux!Barney with an anvil.

ChiKat - Oct 21, 2005 10:53:10 am PDT #7788 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

If only you had a pneumatic tube.

YES! Hec, will you see about having 2 installed for me? One here at work, one at home? Thankyouverymuch!

Kalshane - Oct 21, 2005 10:53:30 am PDT #7789 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

And suddenly I'm hungry. Will have to wander down to the cafeteria and see what they have that's snackish today.

flea - Oct 21, 2005 10:54:04 am PDT #7790 of 10002
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It only takes a nice little trip to Thailand and $50K and you too can have your own pneumatic tube installed...

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