Why is it only 2:40? It feels like 5, at least.
YES. Except that it's 3:40 here. 3:48. And 50 seconds.
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Emily - Oct 21, 2005 10:48:57 am PDT #7784 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
DavidS - Oct 21, 2005 10:50:02 am PDT #7785 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Add these things together? I may starve.
If only you had a pneumatic tube. Everybody needs a big nationwide network of pneumatic tubes to instantly send objects to the desk or couch of our choice!
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 10:50:37 am PDT #7786 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just bought two pieces of pie for $1.50.
Sure, they'll taste like ass, but, $1.50.
First I finish the status report.
Kalshane - Oct 21, 2005 10:51:59 am PDT #7787 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Well, back when Animaniacs was still on the air. But it does still run on the newish iMac.
Ah. I'll have to see if there was a PC version and if I can find it anywhere. You just can't beat clobbering faux!Barney with an anvil.
ChiKat - Oct 21, 2005 10:53:10 am PDT #7788 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
If only you had a pneumatic tube.
YES! Hec, will you see about having 2 installed for me? One here at work, one at home? Thankyouverymuch!
Kalshane - Oct 21, 2005 10:53:30 am PDT #7789 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
And suddenly I'm hungry. Will have to wander down to the cafeteria and see what they have that's snackish today.
flea - Oct 21, 2005 10:54:04 am PDT #7790 of 10002
information libertarian
It only takes a nice little trip to Thailand and $50K and you too can have your own pneumatic tube installed...
DavidS - Oct 21, 2005 10:54:25 am PDT #7791 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You just can't beat clobbering faux!Barney with an anvil.
Yeah, see it's Yakko bouncing off a little fireman's mini-tramp thingie carried by Dot and Wakko. And he pops balloons and when he hits an anvil it drops down and clonks the faux!Barney (if you're lucky). If you miss bouncing him, the Barney pounces on Yakko wraps him up in a bear hug and says, "I luvvie wuv you!" Then you lose a life.
It's sort of like what happens if you hug shrift.
Vortex - Oct 21, 2005 11:00:53 am PDT #7792 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, dear. My mom does it in a very funny way. If anyone ever called her on it, she'd totally fess up with a look of, "What?"
yeah, I had bad visions of people asking me what happened to my mother, and me saying "she's over there" and them saying "no, your real mother" and me repeating "she's over there". Madness.
Daisy Jane - Oct 21, 2005 11:01:52 am PDT #7793 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm off work in less than an hour!!!
makes out with job
How've y'all been today.