HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MATT!!!
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Oct 13, 2005 10:22:59 am PDT #5856 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Theodosia - Oct 13, 2005 10:30:27 am PDT #5857 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The 2nd Scariest Plastic Surgey man has the same plastic surgeon as M. Jackson. I sense a connection there.
§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 10:33:31 am PDT #5858 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have previously been in receipt of a gift box from Zingerman's, and yes, damn, that was good.
I need to bake this weekend.
I napped at lunch, and it was good.
Lee - Oct 13, 2005 10:36:54 am PDT #5859 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I put cheese on my sandwich at lunch, even though I hadn't read any of the cheese posts. I must be psychic or something.
My Lunch. I wasn't kidding about the cheese.
That looked appetizing, Tom, until I noticed you could still see the nasty keyboard picture as well.
eta:
I need to bake this weekend.
and then send it all to me.
Kathy A - Oct 13, 2005 10:37:36 am PDT #5860 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
This is great: Best Obit Ever!
Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service-related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard insisting no one tells him when to serve his country...In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans.
§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 10:43:23 am PDT #5861 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
and then send it all to me
Well, I'll get started, but I'm not making any promises.
Lee - Oct 13, 2005 10:45:30 am PDT #5862 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Tease.
le nubian - Oct 13, 2005 11:05:39 am PDT #5863 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I was amused by this joke:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Volans - Oct 13, 2005 11:12:11 am PDT #5864 of 10002
move out and draw fire
You know, I received that joke 3 times in one day from different people. That's one fast meme.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 13, 2005 11:20:08 am PDT #5865 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Second-scariest-looking man, per Awful Plastic Surgery: [link]
He looks like that creepy werewolf guy from The Company of Wolves would after getting a West Hollywood haircut.