And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Oct 13, 2005 11:05:39 am PDT #5863 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I was amused by this joke:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


Volans - Oct 13, 2005 11:12:11 am PDT #5864 of 10002
move out and draw fire

You know, I received that joke 3 times in one day from different people. That's one fast meme.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 13, 2005 11:20:08 am PDT #5865 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Second-scariest-looking man, per Awful Plastic Surgery: [link]

He looks like that creepy werewolf guy from The Company of Wolves would after getting a West Hollywood haircut.


Lee - Oct 13, 2005 11:24:59 am PDT #5866 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's been a while since we've done this:

What's something that makes/made you happy?


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2005 11:25:26 am PDT #5867 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fall.


§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 11:26:37 am PDT #5868 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hot cocoa with no sugar.

Want.


Lee - Oct 13, 2005 11:28:02 am PDT #5869 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

None at all, or just no more than is in the chocolate/cocoa powder to start with?


bon bon - Oct 13, 2005 11:28:34 am PDT #5870 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Drugstore makeup aisles.


Jesse - Oct 13, 2005 11:29:55 am PDT #5871 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm so glad to have shared that scary guy with you all. Which does make me happy, actually. Also a friend came and visited me at work so I could waste many minutes of not-working.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 13, 2005 11:30:15 am PDT #5872 of 10002
What is even happening?

It makes me happy when Christopher comes running out of school, shouting, "Mommy!" even though his teacher has to continually remind him to wait til he's out both sets of doors to do so.