This is great: Best Obit Ever!
Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service-related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard insisting no one tells him when to serve his country...In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans.
and then send it all to me
Well, I'll get started, but I'm not making any promises.
I was amused by this joke:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
You know, I received that joke 3 times in one day from different people. That's one fast meme.
Second-scariest-looking man, per Awful Plastic Surgery: [link]
He looks like that creepy werewolf guy from The Company of Wolves would after getting a West Hollywood haircut.
It's been a while since we've done this:
What's something that makes/made you happy?
None at all, or just no more than is in the chocolate/cocoa powder to start with?