Roger Clemens is hitting? That's not right.
I mean, right?
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Oct 09, 2005 2:02:52 pm PDT #4724 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:03:55 pm PDT #4725 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
He hit twice. Also, he hit all season. It's the National League. They still remember that the pitcher is supposed to bat.
Jesse - Oct 09, 2005 2:04:44 pm PDT #4726 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Crazy National League with the hitting pitchers. Who came up with that kind of crazy talk?
§ ita § - Oct 09, 2005 2:05:31 pm PDT #4727 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I googled "fluffer" to see if the web cared about any non-porn interpretations, and NSM. But I did find this store which sells a cool-assed pendant that I'm coveting the hell out of.
dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:06:35 pm PDT #4728 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Pitchers not hitting is an American League thing. They've been hitting in the NL since 1876.
dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:07:56 pm PDT #4729 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
But I did find this store which sells a cool-assed pendant that I'm coveting the hell out of.
I'd love to see what the TSA would do with that.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 09, 2005 2:08:49 pm PDT #4730 of 10002
What is even happening?
I googled "fluffer" to see if the web cared about any non-porn interpretations, and NSM.I take it they prepare male actors for certain sorts of scenes?
DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:09:36 pm PDT #4731 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I loved that Clemens tried to end it with one swing. He really had nothing to lose by swinging as hard as he could. If he had singled, they couldn't pinch run for him, so Burke would've had to homer anyway just to get him around from first.
§ ita § - Oct 09, 2005 2:12:05 pm PDT #4732 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I take it they prepare male actors for certain sorts of scenes?
See? Now you're all up to date.
Shall we discuss the dirty sanchez? Rusty trombone?
dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:13:18 pm PDT #4733 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
He really had nothing to lose by swinging as hard as he could.
Well, he could have thrown his back out, which would have meant an instant forfeit unless Pettitte was available to play the field.