Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 09, 2005 2:08:49 pm PDT #4730 of 10002
What is even happening?

I googled "fluffer" to see if the web cared about any non-porn interpretations, and NSM.
I take it they prepare male actors for certain sorts of scenes?


DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:09:36 pm PDT #4731 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I loved that Clemens tried to end it with one swing. He really had nothing to lose by swinging as hard as he could. If he had singled, they couldn't pinch run for him, so Burke would've had to homer anyway just to get him around from first.


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2005 2:12:05 pm PDT #4732 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I take it they prepare male actors for certain sorts of scenes?

See? Now you're all up to date.

Shall we discuss the dirty sanchez? Rusty trombone?


dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:13:18 pm PDT #4733 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

He really had nothing to lose by swinging as hard as he could.

Well, he could have thrown his back out, which would have meant an instant forfeit unless Pettitte was available to play the field.


DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:15:44 pm PDT #4734 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Oswalt was in the dugout, so they could've sent him out there.

Even if Oswalt or Petitte weren't there, the forfeit wouldn't occur until the top of the 19th. The Astros would still get two more outs.


tommyrot - Oct 09, 2005 2:16:02 pm PDT #4735 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

View from inside a plastic water bottle.

That plastic water bottle lives in a really nice appartment.


DebetEsse - Oct 09, 2005 2:17:19 pm PDT #4736 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It looked like one of those square fiji bottles, so that doesn't surprise me.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:17:23 pm PDT #4737 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Oswalt was in the dugout, so they could've sent him out there.

Wonder who would have pitched. Biggio?


DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:19:02 pm PDT #4738 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Even if Oswalt or Petitte weren't there, the forfeit wouldn't occur until the top of the 19th. The Astros would still get two more outs.

Biggio does everything else, so why not. (Note, I'm a big fan of my fellow alum.)


Theodosia - Oct 09, 2005 2:21:45 pm PDT #4739 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hi Nutty!Mom -- how about China Empress or Chinoiserie for a board name?