Has there been a claim that the kid is Cruise's?
Are we sure it isn't a Mary Tudor hysterical pregnancy thing?
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Oct 05, 2005 2:36:03 pm PDT #3709 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 2:38:13 pm PDT #3710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, more likely three months, which means she got pregnant pretty quickly -- the people photo spread on the engagement is mid-June. What eager little bunnies.
World's most expensive things.
bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 2:44:19 pm PDT #3711 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Somewhere she said that she would remain a virgin until marriage; I suspect that remains true.
brenda m - Oct 05, 2005 2:44:46 pm PDT #3712 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Are we sure it isn't a Mary Tudor hysterical pregnancy thing?
Hee.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 2:50:21 pm PDT #3713 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So you're not thinking it was a condom failure, huh? Buncha skeptics.
Aims - Oct 05, 2005 2:51:44 pm PDT #3714 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Didn't someone earlier ask why it's beneficial for a celebrity sex tape to be released??
This would be a good place for those jokes.
sarameg - Oct 05, 2005 2:52:00 pm PDT #3715 of 10002
WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP CONDOMS.
I was wondering if the ice cold coke was a regional thing. God knows lukewarm coke was a regional thing in central europe.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 2:54:00 pm PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP CONDOMS.
The first time they were unused, in crisp packaging, until Steph showed up. These condoms are merely hypothetical, so it's all fine. No need to panic.
To coworker with the numbers: SHOW YOUR DAMNED WORKING!!! THEY WILL ASK!!!
Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 2:56:25 pm PDT #3717 of 10002
What is even happening?
WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP CONDOMS.
The first time, it was a Prince thing. Now, it's just a oh-cover-all-parts-of-me-if-you're-talking-about-Tom-Cruise-thing
bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 3:00:05 pm PDT #3718 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
So you're not thinking it was a condom failure, huh? Buncha skeptics.
It bears considering that he didn't impregnate his prior wives but managed to get Katie within mere months.
It's funny, are they even seen together these days? I try to avoid paparazzi shots because they started to make me feel dirty.