We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 2:54:00 pm PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP CONDOMS.

The first time they were unused, in crisp packaging, until Steph showed up. These condoms are merely hypothetical, so it's all fine. No need to panic.

To coworker with the numbers: SHOW YOUR DAMNED WORKING!!! THEY WILL ASK!!!


Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 2:56:25 pm PDT #3717 of 10002
What is even happening?

WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP CONDOMS.

The first time, it was a Prince thing. Now, it's just a oh-cover-all-parts-of-me-if-you're-talking-about-Tom-Cruise-thing


bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 3:00:05 pm PDT #3718 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

So you're not thinking it was a condom failure, huh? Buncha skeptics.

It bears considering that he didn't impregnate his prior wives but managed to get Katie within mere months.

It's funny, are they even seen together these days? I try to avoid paparazzi shots because they started to make me feel dirty.


Aims - Oct 05, 2005 3:02:53 pm PDT #3719 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It bears considering that he didn't impregnate his prior wives but managed to get Katie within mere months.

Nicole miscarried shortly after their break-up was announced. [link]


P.M. Marc - Oct 05, 2005 3:04:14 pm PDT #3720 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It bears considering that he didn't impregnate his prior wives but managed to get Katie within mere months.

There was Nicole's end-of-marriage pregnancy miscarriage, which was said to be his.

Why do I fill my brain with this crap?


Aims - Oct 05, 2005 3:04:42 pm PDT #3721 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Because you have mine. We must have switched.


P.M. Marc - Oct 05, 2005 3:04:53 pm PDT #3722 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Aimee, I feel much better knowing that was a crosspost.

I am not alone!


msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 3:08:16 pm PDT #3723 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh look it's after 8, must be time for me to leave work. ugh and bleagh.


bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 3:08:55 pm PDT #3724 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I totally did not know that.


dw - Oct 05, 2005 3:11:14 pm PDT #3725 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Personally, I think Katie Holmes is preggers with the Antichrist.

Who will be a short, perky, and vaguely gay Antichrist. That is not how I envisioned the usherer-in-of-the-End-Times to be. I thought he was going to be tall, dark, straight, and look like Christopher Walken.