BATMAN DOLL!!
I see your uhhhhhhhhhhh and raise you a gnyeh.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:23:35 am PDT #3609 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Oct 05, 2005 11:24:25 am PDT #3610 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Scientists have taught dolphins to combine both rhythm and vocalisations to produce music, resulting in an extremely high-pitched, short version of the Batman theme song.
You're right, that is a lovely sentence. Just, the way it juxtaposes words like "rhythm" and "vocalisation," leading you to expect one thing, and then socks you upside the head with the Batman theme song.
Ah, language.
Narrator - Oct 05, 2005 11:26:15 am PDT #3611 of 10002
The evil is this way?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
dw - Oct 05, 2005 11:27:14 am PDT #3612 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
"Entertainment Tonight" has a statement from Nick Lachey's people saying that it is not true he and Jessice are breaking up.
I wonder if they have a template now for these releases now.
"The article in *NEWS_SOURCE* is (wholly|blatantly|categorically) false. Jessica and I remain (happily|committedly|legally) married and are not splitting up (ever|this week|until the notary comes back from vacation). *JESSICA_FAMILY_MEMBER* is not causing any tension between us, and it is (patently|categorically|mostly) false that I was seen (talking|kissing|having sex with|buying a new convection oven with) *SOME_CELEBRITY_ONLY_TEENS_OR_US_MAGAZINE_READERS_HAVE_HEARD_OF*."
Jesse - Oct 05, 2005 11:28:52 am PDT #3613 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So fornication is OK in Scientology? Huh. They should maybe promote that more, instead of the holding on to metal rods part.
In other news, ARGH ARGH ARGH. I didn't pass the Millionaire test, which just OFFENDS me, and then I realized I forgot my jump drive at home, so I had to come back here rather than go watch the stupid movie, and now I'll never have time, and I just don't give a shit. I am super annoyed right now.
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 11:29:19 am PDT #3614 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Have you checked to see if there's a sign taped to your back? This happens far too often to you.
I'm doomed to be hassled by Interpol, Evangelists, and chummy businessmen in coach.
I'm seeing a hot Conversion Game, and Shrift as an upper level.
I see. So it's sort of like the FBI's Most Wanted list. Heaven Watch!
How did you refrain from saying, "Jehovah comes by here regularly. Why would I go through you?"
Dude, if only Jehovah had clomped up and shouted, "GOOD MORNING! I AM JEHOVAH!" I would have pissed my pants.
Actually, you should have told her that Jesus looks like French-Canadian actor Roy Dupuis.
I now have oranga mango sparkling spring water in my nasal cavity, thank you very much.
Dana - Oct 05, 2005 11:30:01 am PDT #3615 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
Ack. Clearly they had to do something to trump the Britney sex tape and the Paris/Man Paris breakup.
Theodosia - Oct 05, 2005 11:33:58 am PDT #3616 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It's too bad that Aquaman doesn't have a theme song.
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 11:34:52 am PDT #3617 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
I'm calling the Apocalypse!
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:35:26 am PDT #3618 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's too bad that Aquaman doesn't have a theme song.
Begs the question, why didn't they go for the Flipper theme?
You know, I just saw a picture of TomKat and wondered if I saw a bump. Then I discarded the idea as icky.
These numbers the guy gave me make no sense. Do I assume mine are right and he doesn't know jack, or that he thought of something I'm forgetting?