Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
Ack. Clearly they had to do something to trump the Britney sex tape and the Paris/Man Paris breakup.
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Oct 05, 2005 11:30:01 am PDT #3615 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Theodosia - Oct 05, 2005 11:33:58 am PDT #3616 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It's too bad that Aquaman doesn't have a theme song.
shrift - Oct 05, 2005 11:34:52 am PDT #3617 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
I'm calling the Apocalypse!
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:35:26 am PDT #3618 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's too bad that Aquaman doesn't have a theme song.
Begs the question, why didn't they go for the Flipper theme?
You know, I just saw a picture of TomKat and wondered if I saw a bump. Then I discarded the idea as icky.
These numbers the guy gave me make no sense. Do I assume mine are right and he doesn't know jack, or that he thought of something I'm forgetting?
Aims - Oct 05, 2005 11:36:04 am PDT #3619 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting.
Ew. Ew. EWWWWWWWWW.
I feel dirty for knowing that. I need a shower. And some bleach.
Burrell - Oct 05, 2005 11:36:10 am PDT #3620 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Jesse, I think you might want to follow bon bon's advice as well.
It's very all purpose advice.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 11:38:48 am PDT #3621 of 10002
What is even happening?
Dude, if only Jehovah had clomped up and shouted, "GOOD MORNING! I AM JEHOVAH!" I would have pissed my pants.
Well, yeah. I actually have some sympathy for the woman for her social awkwardness. She's likely completely sincere in her beliefs, but seems to be using an uncomfortable method of sharing them.
Mind you, I don't have as much sympathy for her as I have for you. I dn't know your religious inclinations if any, but I share hers, and would still be so completely put-off and uncomfortable if a stranger asked me to pray with her on the street.
Betsy HP - Oct 05, 2005 11:39:01 am PDT #3622 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Note that Katie was profiled in 2003 vowing to remain virgin until marriage.
Call the media! Katie's baby is a supernatural event!
Jesse - Oct 05, 2005 11:39:20 am PDT #3623 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"Kill a man to watch him die"? I like it.
Instead I should use the 20 minutes I have now to work on my paper due tomorrow. WAH WAH WAH.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:39:45 am PDT #3624 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse! I'm so sorry you're pissed. You should totally be a millionaire.
I thought of a question for you while I was driving into work. If your Halloween costume was to be Prince's oeuvre, what would you wear? So far, I have:
- raspberry beret
- pink cashmere
- a rip in the dress
- a magazine
- diamonds
- pearls
- car keys with 'vette keyring
- condoms
- gold hot pants
- different coloured socks
- a lunchbox